Movie Caption Contest #195: Magic Moments

[Deranged Nasat]

With the Shakespeare quotient for the film exceeded, this Klingon was left quoting Marlowe.

"Eh...Marlowe...Marlowe...let's see, Marlowe's plays....no, wait with me here, I'll quote something in a minute..."

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"I am the great and terrible Picard! Pay no attention to the geriatric frenchman behind the curtain!"

 

[SmoothieX]

Borg regeneration was bad enough the last time he was assimilated, Picard thought. But that had nothing on the new colonic renewal sequencer they picked up from Species 9647.

 

[SmoothieX]

Don't shoot! Unless you want Pepto on your pretty white spacesuits that is.

 

[Alrik]

After a full pot of Earl Grey and two hours of seaching, Jean Luc finally found the Borg restroom.

 

[Rulius]

Proving that carelessness can indeed lead to tragedy, Captain Picard, attempting to select the holodeck menu option for "Tantric Sex," mistakenly selects the option for "Tentacle Sex" instead.

WINNER!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Picard had heard of "laying pipe" before...

but this was getting downright RIDICULOUS.

 

[cooleddie74]

Never hold a Renaissance Festival on an earthquake fault line.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

And this contest is OVER!
Locked.