Vulcan: "Vulcans do not smile. And what is this 'Candid Camera' of which you speak?"
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Vulcan: "Vulcans do not smile. And what is this 'Candid Camera' of which you speak?"
(In the bushes out back)
NuSpock: *whispers* What's going on?
Old Spock: *Whispers* Not so loud. It looks like we got thrown back in time again. It seems we are witnessing Cochrane meeting our great-grandfather".
NuSpock: That cannot be. We ran out of red matter
Spock: Guardian of Time....You'll find it in about ten years.
NuSpock: Guardian?
Spock: *shush* ...yeah, oh and when you see a big probe, find the whales. Save the whales, son.
NuSpock: "Anything else?"
Spock: "Do whatever you want to Uhura. By the time she encounters Nomad she won't remember shit"
Klee: Do you think they'll ever give us more buttons to operate?
Klum: I hope not. Best to keep it simple. The last officer who pushed the wrong button got disintegrated at his post. In fact, he was sitting right where you are.
Klee: I wonder if that's why my uniform's been getting stained.
Klingon #1: "You know what hurts me? The way Orion women look at me. You can see it in their eyes. It really hurts my ego."
Klingon #2: "Oh, Orion women are so superficial! Don't let it bother you!"
Vulcan: Mister Cochrane, in recognition of your species' first Warp Flight, we shall take you to the Tropical Island of Naked Women, as you requested.
Vulcan: I am sorry, our Voogle Maps directions said this was Andoria. We shall depart now and never return.
Picard: Whoops.
T'Lrrr: We will raise your planet's temperature by one million degrees a day, for five days, unless season three of Twin Peaks begins at 9:00 p.m. tomorrow, 8 Central!
The Klingon Pet Shop Boys tribute act failed to get many Bookings.
Vulcan 1 in background: "See, I knew we would look over dressed. Like I said to T'Plok we should check out what every one else will be wearing. No one ever listens to me"!
Klingon 1: RED ALERT!
Klingon 2: What? What?
Klingon 1: I just sighted the Enterprise.
Klingon 2: Oh, crap. We're dead men.
P'tock: Greetings. I am P'tock of Vulcan.
Cochrane: *snickering*
P'tock: I fail to observe the humor in my name.
Klingon #1 : Did you hear? Commander Kruge shot another gunner.
Klingon #2: That's impossible! His Targ was doing the job, he loves that Targ!
Klingon #1: He wanted Prisoners!
Klingon #2: That honorless P'taq! We must kill him: Klingons do not take prisoners!
Klingon #1: That was a long time ago. We take prisoners now.
Klingon #2: Oh.
You'll never enjoy Final Cut Pro X until you've experienced background rendering, edit while you ingest and timeline indexing in the original Klingon.
Klingon 1: "Acknowledged, Enterprise. Chancellor Gorkon will be beaming over shortly."
Klingon 2: "Guess who's going to dinner..."
Klingon: "Gahh no wonder those Earther's are so screwed up, Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Charlie Sheen, Glenn Beck."
Klingon Captain: "Set a course we must destroy the source of that transmission or the Klingon young will be forever dishonored"
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Klingon #1: "Is that what I think it is?"
Klingon #2: "Yes. Spaceballs. There goes the planet...."
Klingon1 - Wait, a Red Screen Of Dishonor? I thought it was supposed to be blue.
Klingon2 - Yeah, it was also supposed to be stable enough to fire a torpedo without giving an "IRQ NOT LESS OR EQUAL" error.
Vulcan - Greetings. We were just passing by and have decided you have reached the level where we can make first contact.
Cochrane - Yes, we managed to achieve warp!
Vulcan - Warp? I was referring to the time portal, the anti-matter explosion, the sub space communications, the holographic signature, the quantum torpedoes, the photon torpedoes, and Ooby Dooby.
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