Movie Caption Contest #187: Excellent
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Demora: I'm sorry, sir, all the king-sized beds are booked. The best I can do is twin beds for 500 credits!
Shatner: 500 credits!!!???
Choir [O.S.]: Priceline negotiator!
Computer: "Impact in 10 seconds"
Kirk: "Sulu, get us out of here!"
Demora: "Aye sir, going to warp- oh dang, dropped my contact. Everyone stop everything"
Kirk: "!!!"
Sulu: Sir! The Yorktown just warped in and is moving into position to rescue the refugees.
Kirk: Like hell they are! Put Admiral Wesley on screen.... HEY BOB! Kiss my pasty white ass! I'll be damned if someone else plays hero while I'm commanding a starship.
Harriman: Yeah! Oh, wait...
Despite the circumstances, Sulu couldn't help but wondering if the Starfleet engineers were ever going to use that expansion port on the bottom of the console, or if it would remain forever unused like the expansion port on the bottom of a Nintendo Entertainment System.
Sulu: Starboard thrusters! Turn us into the wave!
Lojur: Erm, sir, space has more than two-dimensions. Why don't we make the ship fly up ABOVE the wave so that the ship doesn't get the crap beaten out of it.
Sulu: Shush! This is meant to be dramatic!!
Lojur: Dramatic as in stupid, yeah. sure. Whatever you say sir
Ensign Pedant 1st Class ( Rising up and shouting over Sulu's left shoulder) : Actually Commander Lojur, an expanding sphere of material would act a lot like a wave in a 2 dimensional space. The Enterprise can't fly above it 'cuz it's stuck down in it. Captain Sulu's command to turn into the Wave is correct , sir! Point the ship in that direction (the center of the expanding sphere.)!! Please sir?!?
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SULU: Is the contest over yet?
LOJUR: Apparently not.
SULU: "So no sign of Yoda?"
LOJUR: "It would appear not"
Been a busy weekend, so rather than do a half-assed job getting the next contest in order, let's let it play out another week...
Sulu: "Hey, how come you didn't fall out of your chair?"
Lojur: "Because I actually wore my seat belt, jackass."
Kirk: "My God...the audience is hideous!"
Sulu: "Hey, how come you didn't fall out of your chair?"
Lojur: "Because I actually wore my seat belt, jackass."
Kirk: "My God...the audience is hideous!"
There better be Wookies next week.
I didn't come back this week just by chance you know...
I only just found out about you, I was fifty before I was told I had a son, how would I know if Uhura had a daughter?
Demora: *laughs*...I can't believe Dad actually took his shirt off! He left out that part when he told me the story.
Kirk:...Yeah.
Demora: Can I ask you something?
Kirk: Uh...Sure
Demora: Does Uhura have a daughter?
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It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
and bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrusts that really drives them insane
Lets do the time warp again!!!
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