Movie Caption Contest #186: Just Relax

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: Row, Row, Row your boat-

Spock: I did not bring a boat, Doctor.

Kirk: Fine, how about this? Camptown Ladies sing this song-

Spock: Does that make you a "Camptown Lady," Captain?

McCoy: Okay, I give up.

Spock: "I get no kick from champagne... Mere alcohol doesn't thrill me at all..."

Kirk: "Spock, will you quit with the Blazing Saddles references!"

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Join me in some more Romulan Ale?"

Shinzon: "Just water, please."

Picard: "As you wish.....light weight."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Ya know Bones. I've never noticed it before, but your eyes are very striking in the fire light."

Spock: "Get a room."

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: ... so then after the Borg Implants were removed, I got to go back to Earth and beat up my brother, so the whole experience is kind of a wash.

Shinzon: Our eyes reflect our lives, don't they?

Picard: Not really. I wear contacts.

Shinzon: I feel exactly what you feel.

Picard: Good, I was starting to think I was the only one who couldn't digest that meal.

 

[Vulpes]

Yes, we know, Bones, the calls were coming from inside the house.

So... you're into Spandex, eh?

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: So as he walks through the haunted house, he feels a rush of wind pass through him-

Spock: That is unsurprising, a house with a reputation for being haunted, would likely have open windows or breaches in the walls.

Kirk: Spock, you promised you'd stop applying logic to ghost stories.

Picard: So.... you do know I wasn't actually bald at your age, right?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard: So.... you do know I wasn't actually bald at your age, right?

SHINZON: I also shaved my testicles.