Movie Caption Contest #183: Here Comes Trouble

[Brikar99]

(awkward silence, then...)

Worf: oooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooooooo WAHHH WAHHHH WAHHH

 

[Trekker4747]

Kirk: "The age-old question of man. Suppress it or one-cheek it?"

[/QUOTE]

Worf, Troi: That uniform makes you look fat.

Riker: "Why do you guys do this to me?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: Those your real tits.
Troi: That a griddle you're wearing.
Worf: Oh, snap, pudgy ... bitch just brought it.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Reliant now in our sector, this quadrant!"

Kirk: "Remind me, who's in command of the Reliant?"

Saavik: "Captain Charlie Sheen, sir."

Kirk: "RED ALERT!"

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: You've been staring into each others eyes for hours. Just kiss already!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: Is it me or is Worf shrinking?
Worf: I have a chair now. I'm sitting, thank you very much.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Riker: Is it true, what I heard in ten forward, that you slept with Worf just to make me jealous?
Troi: That's right, "Mr. Career Officer"! So what are you going to do about it?
Worf: May I watch?

 

[SmoothieX]

Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

Riker: And tell the milk man, no cheese!

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: Don't you roll your eyes at me! Counselor is an important job!!!

RIKER: Riiiiight.

WORF: Oh no he didn't.

 

[Isis]

Shatner: "Kirstie, even when your career is on its way down, remember you're in the driver's seat...resist the temptation to get desperate."

Alley: "I know what I'm doing, Mr. Shatner. You think I'd go on Dancing With the Stars or something?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

SmoothieX: "How do you spell direrear, diahrehea, diearhea... ah fuck it!"





Just kidding Smoothie

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Seriously Bones, are you ever in sickbay?

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Kirstie, even when your career is on its way down, remember you're in the driver's seat...resist the temptation to get desperate."

Alley: "I know what I'm doing, Mr. Shatner. You think I'd go on Dancing With the Stars or something?"

Takei: "My money's on Hines Ward. He's so dreamy!"

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Sulu: Reliant in our section, this Quadrant.
Kirk: Well, at least we are no longer the only ship in the Quadrant!
McCoy: Joy. I can't wait to find out what happens next.

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "What's that on the screen?"

Saavik: "A starship, sir."

Kirk: "What's a-"

Sulu: "Its a means of traveling between the stars. We're on one now."

Kirk: "And a star is...?"

McCoy: "Jesus, didn't he pay any attention in class?"

 

[milo bloom]

Bones, thinking: "You know, this place on the bridge right here behind the captain is kinda going to waste, I bet it would be a great place for another bridge station, you can see the viewscreen and you have easy access to the captain...yeah, some kind of tactical station...

...though maybe I'd better wait a while before suggesting it to Jim, he's still upset about my idea to install bourbon dispensers in the turbolifts."