Movie Caption Contest #180: Whoops!

[The Squire of Gothos]

Picard; "And back in my day we didn't have these wrap around consoles either..."
Hawk; "Sir, that old guy has beamed on board and is reminiscing again"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Who -- WHO DID THAT in my chair??? Mr. Hawk?!"
Hawk: "Ah..."

 

[Trekker4747]

Kirk: For the USERS!!!!!!

Hawk: Ok, who the hell farted?
Picard: He who smelt it dealt it.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Klingon: "Whoops, sorry. Wrong Captain."

Picard: "If Riker would here, he'd stick his leg up on the console and shove his nuts in your faces, like this-"

 

[T'Girl]

Kirk, beaming out:
I! have had! Enough! of you! (throws a bird up as he dematerializes in full.)

Klingon #1: "Who knew they could store a bird in their stomachs?"
Klingon #2: "Who knew they could throw up at will?"

Klingon: "Captain, we have beamed up the Human from Alfa 177, but there has been a horrible accident."

Good Kirk: "Oh no ... "

Evil Kirk: "... not again."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Scotty, you look terrible.

Klingon shoots at Kirk

Korrd: Hey!

Klingon: I cannae change the laws of Klingon Honor.

Riker: (over comm) Riker here Sir, we've found Cochrane, the Phoenix didn't take any damage, we can launch at any time.

Picard: We need to stretch out the movie, lose his favorite music disc.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Oh God, another overprotective father?"

Picard: "Numbah One! The Feng Shui on this new bridge is totally off!"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Klingon: "Check out that cheesy effect."

Shatner: "It's not a cheesy effect!!!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Little known fact: Hawk was the original keyboardist for Emerson Lake and Palmer.

 

[LeadHead]

Hawk: Captain, why are you wearing a shirt with that kind of collar?

Picard: The vortex took us into the Babylon 5 universe. We're gonna have to get used to them.

 

[Captain Crow]

McDonough: Commander Riker we...

Sir Patrick, to director offscreen: His pee pee is sticking out.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Hawk: "So...I'm gay?"

Picard: "They'll kill you."

*Hawk looks nervously over his shoulder at the writers*

 

[Isis]

Kirk (to self): "OK, what happens on Planet Vega-5 stays on Planet Vega-5."

Picard: "I'm beginning to think allowing Wesley to bring a puppy on board wasn't such a good idea."

Riker (OS): "Sir, did it ever occur to you that allowing Wesley to bring himself on board wasn't such a good idea?"

 

[Bob Karo]

Picard: Wait, pick that up.
Riker (os): But it's all soft and steamy.
Picard: Pick that up!
Riker: You're a sick man, Jean Luc. You can make me pick up dog dirt, but you can't stop me seeing Deanna.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Oh yeah, engage!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Mr. Hawk, we found this character program in your private holodeck file! Care to explain?"