Movie Caption Contest #180: Whoops!

[Rat Boy]

A new caption contest is the ticket, laddie. First, let's confer with...

That's the winner, laddie...

NICHOLS: So you make up funny captions for the pictures?

SCOTTY: Thats the ticket, laddie.

Deleted scene from "Endgame..."

Worf: "Busy night after the U.S.S. Voyager return party; just getting up, huh?"

Riker: "Yeah, I'm beat."

Worf: "So, got some last night, eh?"

Riker: "What? Mr. Worf -- that's absurd! What would make you think such a thing anyway?"

Worf: "You're wearing Captain Janeway's uniform."

Riker: Looks down, "Oh..."

Worf: "Commander..."

Riker: "Mr. Worf?"

Worf: "Over to your right ... isn't he wearing Ensighn Kim's uniform?"

Riker: "Ohhh, gossip..."

And an apropos Photoshop...

Congratulations to the winners. This week, Kirk should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque and Picard start annoying the crew with the "Can you hear me now?" bit. Have fun...

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Wait a minute, this isn't Wrigley's Pleasure Planet!"

Riker: "Captain, we've beamed down to a place called New Jersey. It's...horrible."

Picard: "Transporter room, get them out of there now! Tactical, arm quantum torpedoes!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"General! His Awesome! It's overloading the transport system!"

"Abort!!"

Crewman: "Captain! Lily Sloane's sassiness! It's overloading the transport system!"

Picard: "Abort!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KLINGON: Dance for me!

 

[Nerys Myk]

HAWK: Why is our creepy janitor on the bridge complaining about the dirty floor?

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: So when she said, she'd "Take me around the world" she meant from orbit in a Klingon Jail?

Picard: Enterprise to Away Team, urgent. Number One!

Hawk: Sir, main control is being rerouted through Main Engineering. We're losing the comm!

Picard: Number One, if you can hear me, Doctor Crusher says that mid 2ast century alcohol will have an extreme effect on Troi! Do not let her near the "good stuff!" Do you read?!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Mr. Hawk, contact Starfleet Command! I want to know why my new bridge is lit like...like a topless bar!"
Hawk: "Oh, my God! Commander Data is on the stripper pole!"

 

[Skywalker]

Picard was rather surprised to discover that Lwaxana Troi had somehow managed to turn herself invisible and sneak onto the bridge.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Klingon: He's overloading the transporter. There's not enough power to beam the rest of his fat ass up!

 

[Captain Crow]

Picard: Now how does it go? Ah, yes. Now I remember. Throw out your hands. Stick out your tush. Hands on your hips. Give them a push. You'll be surprised. You're doing the French Mistake. Voila.

 

[Skywalker]

Klingon Transporter Chief: "Captain! There be whales here!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk, beaming out: I! have had! Enough! of you! (throws a bird up as he dematerializes in full.)

Captain's perogative, sure. But did he have to lift his leg when passing wind?

 

[LeadHead]

Klingon Transporter Chief: "Captain! There be whales here!"

Shatner: You're fired.

 

[UssGlenn]

Kirk: Signaling? What are you talking about? I have a naturally wide stance.

Picard: No, Damn it, put your right foot in, then take your right foot out!

 

[Maurice]

Klingon go-go dancers were rather a disappointment.

PICARD: I said I want a Klingon Go-Go dancer! Make it so!
HAWK: Sure...fine. I wore my G-string for nothing...

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Shit, the dish is out of commission. I knew we should have switched to Comcast."

Scotty (off camera): "That's the ticket, lad."

 

[Vassa]

I can't stress it enough gentlemen, get that life insurance information updated quickly!
WE ARE THE BORG!!
Too late..

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Picard: ''Damn it! If Wesley was sitting here, he would be assimilated in half an hour, but nooo... He simply had to travel at warp 20 with that gray bastard! Every time we tried to get rid of him, he somehow slips away...''
Hawk: ''I've heard ensign Crusher is very clever, we would never find him anyway... Wait - assimilated?!''
Picard: ''What? Ah, just forget what I've said, lieutenant...''

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "No! Keep your heads turned! No one sees me in my pajamas!"

 

[BriGuy]

You have everything you said you required, Kirk. Now... DANCE!