Movie Caption Contest #18: Not For Weak Stomachs

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Are you sure we're still on the old yellow brick road?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Guard: "Look, I was expecting to get the crap kicked out of me, not the Spanish Inquisition!"

Cardinal Ximenez: "Nooooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

One of these things is not like the others...

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Bert: "Oh yeah Ernie, tickle my Elmo!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Cardinal Ximenez: "Noooooooobody expects the...holy shit!"

Cardinal Biggles: "Well, wasn't expecting to see that."

Cardinal Fang: "I think we'll forgo the rack this time."

 

[zephramc]

Kirk: What tha... Jesus Christ Sulu, get a room!

Hawk: This is my rifle, this is my gun. This one's for fighting, this one's for fun.

 

[zephramc]

The Cutest of Borg said:

Bert: "Oh yeah Ernie, tickle my Elmo!"

 

[zephramc]

I just realized I made fleet captain

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Much better, I was beginning to get a headache

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Shatner: "I dunno, this lowers the tone a bit. Aren't we supposed to make Space Opera Shakespearean?"

Takei: "Tightass Andronicus!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Diamond Jim: "Carl? Whiskey Lips?"

The Revered Doctor: "There goes the operation."

 

[BriGuy]

Picard: Who's bad?

Hawk: We bad.

Worf: ... Yes, we are definitely worse, sir.

Picard:

 

[Rat Boy]

Picards: "Stupid transporter malfunction."

 

[The Old Mixer]

"Oh...hi Bill, De...have you met Jeff?"

 

[Kegek]

Balancing your clone on your head using a connected spacesuit is a lot cooler than it sounds.

 

[BriGuy]

Hawk: Hmm. The tip of my phaser rifle is touching the tip of that other guy's phaser rifle. Hey... that gives me an idea...

 

[Rat Boy]

Bert: "I don't know who took your rubber ducky! Maybe you should calm down a little; I certainly wasn't expecting a Spanish Inquistion..."

Cardinal Ximenez: "Noooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Just to stimulate the contest a little, here's the original TSFS image I was planning on using.

Admiral Morrow: "Blah blah blah, Genesis, blah blah blah, forbidden subject..."

Kirk *thinking*: How come my yeoman isn't as hot as his?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Uhura: "Is that Mr. Freeze down there?"

 

[Brian]

*BRRRRAPP*
Uhura: (whispering) "SULU!"
Sulu: "Sorry, I got lucky last night."

 

[Maurice]

MORROW: No! No! No! Turn, kick, turn, turn, KICK, turn! Again...!