Movie Caption Contest #18: Not For Weak Stomachs

[tharpdevenport]

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Checov: "My god! What is he doing to his ass?!"
McCoy: "Who in the what now?"

 

[BriGuy]

Because of Dr. McCoy's stubborn refusal to stay sober, Admiral Kirk had to resort to using a life-size cutout so children taking tours of Starfleet Headquarters could get their picture taken.

 

[BriGuy]

Sulu: Hot damn. Twins. Jackpot!

 

[Outpost4]

Riker's yelling "Head's up!" and laughing hysterically was getting old really fast.

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Atomic wedgie administered, sir.

 

[Brian]

Sulu: "We'll teach this 'Warsie' to wear his Stormtrooper belt to Starfleet Headquarters! What a dweeb!"

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Kirk: Umm... Sulu... What are you doing?
Sulu: He called me a sissy, sir.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard: "Wait a second ... this isn't the dorsal side of the ship. We really are a bunch of Trekballs, you know that?"

 

[Arthur Frelling Dent]

Fortunately, Kirk and Sulu arrived just in time to save McCoy from the unwanted advances of Federation Senator Craig in the Starbase 7 restroom.

 

[Sisu]

McCoy and Kirk saw that Mr Sulu's "Kobayashi Maru" had set forth for the promised land.

 

[Joker]

This has been the best "Caption This" in a long while.

 

[Sisu]

They really write themselves....

 

[Sisu]

McCoy and Kirk had forgotten the first rule of a Sulu Orgy - first served, first come.

 

[Rat Boy]

Blitzen said:
This has been the best "Caption This" in a long while.

Actually, I had another pic from TSFS that I was going to use instead of this one when I happened to be perusing the Trekcore library and stumbled across this. Once I saw it, I didn't feel like waiting until the next time the movie came up in the rotation to use it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Cut. Cut! Takei, I said CUT, GODAMNIT!"

 

[Arthur Frelling Dent]

Picard (whispering): Alright, Mr. Hawk, on the count of 3 we wake up Mr. Worf and film his reaction.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "You know we can hear you when you do that, Mr. Worf."

Hawk: "Just be glad we can't smell it, sir."

 

[The Mule]

Kirk: ....i think we've come at a bad time.

Picard: I'M BATMAN!

 

[Gertch]

Rat Boy said:

Blitzen said:
This has been the best "Caption This" in a long while.

Actually, I had another pic from TSFS that I was going to use instead of this one when I happened to be perusing the Trekcore library and stumbled across this. Once I saw it, I didn't feel like waiting until the next time the movie came up in the rotation to use it.

The Sulu pic has been here before. I think the winner was something like "Next time don't call me tiny." We've got some good variety again.

 

[Rat Boy]

Grintch said:
The Sulu pic has been here before. I think the winner was something like "Next time don't call me tiny." We've got some good variety again.

Really? Hmmm. Here I was thinking I was being unique.