Movie Caption Contest #18: Not For Weak Stomachs

[Kegek]

Thanks.

Sulu: (to McCoy) Okay, you're next.

Picard, Worf, and some other guy. They are going into battle. Can you guess which one won't come out alive?

Also:

Spock/Valeris: Romulan... Ambassador... Nanclus.
Valeris: I didn't say Nanclus. I said 'and others'.

 

[Gertch]

Rat Boy said:

Grintch said:
The Sulu pic has been here before. I think the winner was something like "Next time don't call me tiny." We've got some good variety again.

Really? Hmmm. Here I was thinking I was being unique.

If anything it shows you know a good image to use when you see it.
:thumbsup:

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Kirk: "Sulu!!!, firstly its Dr McCoy who has Spock's Katra, and secondly that's not how we intended to remove it!!.

Toy Story III...Lightyears Nemesis.

 

[Gertch]

Space Vampires aren't that scary when they have to remove their helmets to bite you.

 

[Sisu]

Picard's boy band idea just seemed topsy turvy to the rest of the crew.

 

[Outpost4]

The old inverted camera trick was still just as effective in the 24th century.

 

[Outpost4]

Both Kirk and Sulu liked rough sex.

 

[Gertch]

Sulu: "Are you okay doc? I'm showing him this isn't Hamilton Blue like you ordered."

 

[scottydog]

McCoy was retarded, Kirk broken-hearted, the guy's ass bombarded, with Sulu just gettin' started.

 

[Gertch]

Guard: "What? Never heard of a reach around?"

 

[PointedEars04]

Hellooooooo.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Sulu! You do realize that this is a violation of the Temporal Prime Directive!"

McCoy: "That's not the only thing that's getting violated."

 

[Kegek]

A crossover caption can be, ah, suggestive...

...and can also become self-referential.

But not everyone finds them funny.

 

[Finn]

Picard sighs as he once again nearly mooned his brother just as he always done every time he does a spacewalk over La Barre, right behind him. It still seems like yesterday they were bickering via subspace about Rene's application for Starfleet Academy.

 

[Sisu]

Sulu: "I'll chase him 'round his two moons of Nibia and up his Antares maelstrom and along his perdition's flames before I give him up!"

 

[Skywalker]

Hawk: "Could one of you tell me why exactly you needed me to come along on this mission? I'm a helmsman, not a commando."
Picard: "Have you looked at the color of your shirt recently?"
Hawk: "That doesn't make any sense, though, sir. All three of us wear red shirts."
Worf: "Come on, Hawk, every dangerous mission needs a sacrificial lamb, and it obviously can't be me or the Captain."
Hawk: "Who made up that rule, anyway? You guys have been around for, what, ten years now? Maybe people are getting bored of you. Maybe they want to see a little more of the Hawkster instead."
Picard: "Mister Worf, hasn't it been a while since you last killed something?"

 

[stueyross]

Kirk: "God Dammit Sulu, I TOLD you this was a Penal Extraction mission, not a Penile Insertion!!"

Picard: Ohh I can see my House from Here.
Worf: This really isnt my day, first I lose my Ship, now I'm upside down and everyone's laughing at me.
Hawk: wow this is a sweet gig. Here I am all toned and trim and sexy with a fantastic job. I reckon I can really go places and make captain soon. Unless anything ominous happens. ohh whats that greyish chap over there doing. Maybe I should go and say hello!

 

[CaptainJon]

Kirk: Oh...sorry...We'll give you guys a minute.

or

Awkward pause, then...
Kirk: This is awkward.

 

[BriGuy]

Sulu: What the... hey, can't I tackle a guy without you two thinking I'm boning him or something???

I mean... he's not even my type!

 

[BriGuy]

Worf: Captain, I protest, I am NOT an inverted man!