Movie Caption Contest #18: Not For Weak Stomachs
- Thread starter Rat Boy
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Morrow: Starfleet has decided to retire the Enterprise. And to make things simple, we're going to use it for target practice for fine-tuning the targeting scanners on the new Excelsior. And since Starfleet's investments tanked and it can't make good on your pensions, we're going to leave you old farts on board, along with these washouts from the academy.
Morrow: As Starfleet officers, it is your duty to go out there and search out new life and kick ass!
Kirk: Kick the ass of the new life?
Morrow: Sure, if it has any. But be sure to be diplomatic about it - we don't want to give the wrong impression.
Kirk: So when we first encounter an alien race, we should ask politely before inflicting bodily harm?
Morrow: That's the ticket!
It wasn't the best time for Kirk to take someone on a tour of security.
Kirl: "Sulu, when I said 'Probe him, and be really anal about it', I meant anal as in..."
No one had told the honour guard that Admiral Morrow had been jilted at the altar, which was a little awkward.
Morrow: Okay! Which one of you used the cherry bombs in the Admirals' bathroom? Was it you, Jim?
Uhura (thinking): I am so dead...
Telepath Viagra: - The new sensation for your partners!
Sulu: Main door, my boyfriends are on the way up those bidthes!
Kirk: Come on Bones.
McCoy: Oh God I am gonna hurl!