Movie Caption Contest #18: Not For Weak Stomachs

[Rat Boy]

Remember how I said last week where you people take these things where I don't you can? Well, you proved me right. On to the winners, of which there were many:

Kegek Kringle said:

Bones: Why you green-blooded, inhuman son of a bitch!
Spock: Doctor, the Natural Association For the Advancement of Vulcanoid Peoples disapproves of racial slurs.
Bones: Hold on a second. Are you denying that your blood is green, or that you are inhuman?
Spock: It would be illogical for me to do so, however -
Bones: Why you green-bloded, inhuman son of bitch!

Yule Tide Hell said:

"Spock, will you tell Kirk to get out of the chair?"
"Eyesight finally left you Doctor?"
"You stay out of this, Sulu"

BriGuy said:

You don't need to be a telepath to read their minds.

And the Photoshop winners, both subtle and blunt:

Finngle Bells said:

Troi: *whispers* "Wil...He looks familiar. Who's he?"
Riker: "He's Commander Jonathan Tucker III from the Sutherland".
Troi: "Oh...why does that sound familiar?...."

*Ominous music plays*

Tharpridge In A said:

Congratulations all of you. Now, on to the next round and the insanity that's sure to follow. Don't say I didn't warn you:

 

[cultcross]

Kirk: Sulu!... You're not doing anything inappropriate!
Sulu: Well, it is a PG-13 contest, sir.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "On second thought, Jim, maybe I should just go back to my cell."

Dorn *thinking*: I hope this doesn't turn into a trend for me getting made fun of in the movies.

 

[Brian]

Sulu: "You guys got any lube?"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Sulu, what the hell are you doing with my ass-rubbing clone?"

 

[Sisu]

Security Guard: "Actually....yeah.....you are tiny!"



And a paraphrased oldie (but still a goodie)

Captain Picard, Commander Worf and Lt Hawk go out to fight the Borg. Guess who ain't coming back?

 

[Sisu]

McCoy took one look at the security guard and hoped Sulu wouldn't ask, "How many fingers do I have up?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "That isn't how you conduct a proctological exam!"

Hawke: "So here we are, hanging onto the bottom of the ship by the strength of our magnetic boots..."
Picard: "I guess that makes us all... cling-ons."
Worf: "Were I not about to lose my lunch, I would kill you where you stand... cling... whatever."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Sulu! We're trying to break out of prison, not make ourselves at home!"

Announcer: "Where will you be when your aggressive Klingon diarrhea returns?"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Kirk: Well, I guess we now know why Mr. Sulu was so enthusiastic about volunteering for this penal extraction mission.

Worf: Ugh, I hate Earth! So many dishonorable humans! New Jersey!... wait, it's right behind me, isn't it?

 

[Rat Boy]

I am my own best inspiration:

Rat Boy said:
McCoy: "Sulu, what the hell are you doing with my ass-rubbing clone?"

Kirk: "Why's his uniform on backwards?"

McCoy: "You're looking at his uniform?!"

 

[Gertch]

Turd Ferguson said:

Worf: Ugh, I hate Earth! So many dishonorable humans! New Jersey!... wait, it's right behind me, isn't it?

First I groaned, then I laughed. Well done!

 

[BriGuy]

Bones: My god, Jim. Look at the size of it. Have you ever seen the like?

Kirk: That poor, poor man.

 

[BriGuy]

Starfleet: Sign up for the human adventure, wind up cleaning space barnacles off the hull of your ship.

Stewart:Goddamn Frakes. He didn't have to actually hang us upside down to film this scene. He could've just turned the damn camera!

Frakes:Revenge is a dish that is best served cold... or upside down. Sure, I coulda just turned the camera, but I'm looking forward to seeing them barf in their helmets.

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "We ran out of guards, how about this one?"
Sulu: "You just keep pushing them out, I'll handle the rest."

 

[Maurice]

To save money, First Contact was filmed in Australia.

McCOY: No, no, a finger, not up to the elbow!
SULU: I think I lost my watch...

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Excuse me, have either of you seen a delightfully charming security guard with a bushy mustache?"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: First McCoy, now this. For the last time, Sulu, you don't go through Pon Farr!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Merry Christmas, Bones! We got you this life-sized statue of yourself."

McCoy: "Gee, thanks Jim. Wait a minute, how come his uniform's on backwards?"

Kirk: "Shit! Sulu, take it back and have it redone."

Sulu: "Oh no; do you have any idea how many flights of stairs I had to push this damn thing up?"

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Kirk: "Dammit Sulu, not in front of the Doctor! He's Mormon!"

McCoy: "My eyes, my eyes!"