Movie Caption Contest #172: Local Color

[Rat Boy]

Is that a metallic mass or a new caption contest? First, let's be tolerant of the new ideas of...

It takes two winners to comment on the mating habits of starships...

Kirk: "My God! The Yorktown is pregnant!"

SULU: And the Enterprise is the father.

They followed standard Starfleet procedure and dumped their garbage for they jumped to warp speed...

Esteban: Metallic mass?
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Saavik (thinking): So thats where I dropped my dildo.

And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a crossover SUV...

Kirk: "My friends, the great reboot."

Congratulations to the winners. This week, we pay a visit to the Antiques Roadshow and a clip from the aborted crossover between T.J. Hooker and Streets of San Francisco. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Shop owner (thinking): I can't believe that idiot believes they're only worth a hundred dollars. Hello, Sotheby's!

Officer: "What's wrong with her?"

McCoy: "Heart attack; been watching too many close Giants games."

 

[Timelord79 (he/him)]

"It's called a bowtie. Bowties are cool."

 

[Smellincoffee]

McCoy: Pregnant?! My god, Jim, don't you EVER restrain yourself?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Pawnbroker: "Well, like I say, I can give you a hundred dollars for them. But are you absolutely sure you wouldn't like to just trade them for a nice clock...or two? Or three?"

McCoy: "It's a neurological disorder. She's suffering from random, spontaneous orgasms. Well...maybe 'suffering' isn't quite the right word."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

McCoy: Jim. Is it just me, or is this cop oddly familiar?

 

[Finn]

Kirk: "A hundred dollars? Damn, I shouldn't have listened to Mom and took Uncle's car when I shipped out!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Since somebody made a boo-boo and posted in the wrong thread...

McCoy; "Jim, you're on your own."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PAWN DEALER: Just a moment, I have to consult with my associates.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Cop: "Hey Doc. I think you found her G-spot"

 

[Rat Boy]

Rick: "Good grief, the Charmin guy is terrible at this. A hundred dollars for an 18th century piece of eyewear? Chumlee would have gotten a better deal."

The Old Man: "Told you, you dumbass."

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Excuse me, weren't those a birthday gift from Doctor McCoy?

Kirk: Yeah, I splurged and got contact lenses, don't need these anymore.

Gillian: Pre...

Cop: What's she saying?

McCoy: Nothing! Be quiet, woman!

Gillian: Preexisting condition....

Cop: Sorry, the Hospital hired us to keep patients like her outta here.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Antique Salesman: I'll give in 200 more if you throw in the Burt Reynolds-like rug you're wearing.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Since somebody made a boo-boo and posted in the wrong thread...

Where did I post?

I open the TOS, TNG and Movie captions altogether just to check if I'm late for a joke (I usually am )

 

[LeadHead]

Salesman: I'll give you 100 dollars.

Spock: But you could probably get more for them at the Christies Star Trek Auction.

Kelley: Quick, we've gotta hide her! Stephen Collins is looking for her to be his wife in a drama series about a preachers family!

 

[Mr Silver]

Dr McCoy: "And this is how a handjob is done"

 

[alte]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #172: Vocal Holler!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: If you think those are something, you should see her in a wet sweater.

 

[Captain Crow]

Cop: What are you doing to her?

McCoy: Colonoscopy.

Cop: Aren't you suppose to do that through the rectum? Your hand is in her v...

McCoy: Who's the Doctor here?

Gillian, moaning: Loo... Loo...

Officer Lucas: Loo. Loo! Lucas! She's trying to say Lucas! That's me!

Gillian: No. I have to go to the loo.

 

[tharpdevenport]

McCoy: "My god! What has my Ass-Rubbing Clone done to this woman's ass?!"

Cop on left: "Ah, doctor ... that's her face."