
Salesman: I'll give you one hundred dollars.
Kirk: Is that a lot?
Spock: According to inflation rates of the time, calculating in accordance with-
Kirk: Never mind, I'll take it. Oh and brace yourself, I hear there's an economic crisis coming in about 20 years.

McCoy: She's dead.
Gillian: What?!
Kirk: I told you I should have been the one playing dead.