Movie Caption Contest #170: The Hangover

[Rat Boy]

82 AUs? 2 AUs? Who's counting, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's spy on...

I guess Scotty should be glad that National Opt Out day was a bust. Or maybe disappointed...

After Starfleet implemented new security procedures for boarding, the unenviable task of the the groin check fell to Scotty:

Scotty: "Aye sir, it's best for both of us if you look away for a moment..."

You never know how someone will react in a crisis...

Commander Branch: Take on me! Take me on... take on me!

In Buffalo, they call this getting Norwooded...

As the kick sailed wide of the uprights, McCoy watched in horror as he lost 10 bars of latinum to Uhura in the Superbowl pool.

Sulu's getting a little well-deserved respect around Alpha Shift...

Kirk: "Sulu... that ensign behind the helm console looks like he's just doing up his shirt... you're not doing that 'initiation' thing again are you?"
Sulu: "Ensign Smith is awesome, sir."
*lights cigarette*

Smooth...

MCCOY: Keeping her under surveillance is smart move, Jim. Learn anything?

KIRK: Surveillance??? Uh, yeah right....surveillance.

This would be the part where Spock points out that "Johnny B. Good" was actually written by one Calvin Klein...

Kirk: One of the Voyager probes? Sweet! Spock, go get my record player. You're gonna love Chuck Berry.

Don't adjust your monitors, it's just the Photoshop winner...

Kirk: "But you're the same

Bele: "No, Lokai is green on the right, I'm purple on the right."

Kirk (facepalm)

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Congratulations to the winners. This week, Kirk has trouble remembering what happened with McCoy after they started downing the Romulan ale. And finally, Khan shows off the superior halitosis. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Great, I forgot to take the dog in to be boarded. Well, this trip won't last long, right?"

Khan: "FULL POW...wait, what shampoo do you use? I find the aroma...pleasing."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Khan: "A counter-clockwise swirl? That was Marla's move! Don't ever try that again!"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Something wrong, Jim?"

Kirk: "I chipped my tooth on the large candy planet from the last TOS caption contest."

Khan: "Fart on the bridge again and I'll use you as a photon torpedo!"

 

[Tosk]

Khan "If I have one more person ask me if they're real, so help me..."

Joachim [Whispers] "They're so beautiful..."

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Would you like a tranquilizer?

Kirk: You give those out like candy don't you?

Khan: I AM NOT YOUR FATHER!

 

[Smellincoffee]

Kirk: I can't believe I KISSED him.
McCoy: That's the fourth time you've said that since we beamed up. Say it again and I'll give you enough drugs that you won't remember last year, let alone yesterday.

KHAAAAAN!: When in the presence of Kirk, you will address me as Lord, or Lordship. You will not -- I say, you will NOT -- refer to me as 'Daddy'.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

McCoy: "Should I have Nurse Chapel get you the poo bucket?"

Joachim: "Sir, the center channel is dead-"

Khan: "FULL VOLUME, DAMN YOU!!!"

 

[Mr Silver]

McCoy: "Why so serious, Jim?"

 

[LeadHead]

Sulu: Admiral on the Bridge!

Spock: Thank you for the warning Mister Sulu.

Khan: Full Power Damn you!

Joachim: I can't do anything while you're grabbing me!

Khan: Oh, whoops. I'm sorry, let me make it up to you.

Joachim: The Enterprise got away.

Khan: Man, I suck at this!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: snif "And they say I have uncontrollable diarrhea!"

Joachim: "I just realised. That's a modern metal starfleet badge. But when we were marooned, the badges were all fabric."

Khan: "Damn you!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I gotta get to the bridge."

McCoy: "The bridge? What is it?"

Kirk: "It's the room where we fly the ship, but that's not important right now."

 

[Mistral]

"Is that chest real? 'Cause at this angle I think I can see the duct tape."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Damn.

McCoy: What?

Kirk: I like what they've done with this bridge. Would have been nice to sit in the Captains chair and take her out of Spacedock. Maybe Spock will give the honor away this time.

Spock: Lieutenant, have you ever piloted a starship out of spacedock?

Kirk: Oh, No he didn't!

Khan: I do NOT look like the Grandfather from Spy Kids!

 

[tharpdevenport]

New Intersteller Security Administration proceedures included the much protested "cavity search"...

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Kirk: What happen?

McCoy: Someone set us up the bomb

Saavik: We get signal!

Kirk: Main screen turn on!

Kahn (o.s): Greetings gentlemen. All your Genesis are belong to us

Khan: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[milo bloom]

Just saw my win, thanks!

 

[Rat Boy]

Joachim: "How could you do something so vicious?"

Khan: "It was easy my dear. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"...And George Segal as James T. Kirk."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I've got that feeling again.

McCoy: I told you there's no record anywhere of you having a kid. Even if they left your name off the birth certificate, they'd have to have put him on some remote space station near a huge cratered planet and a Nebula, and we never go anywhere like that. You're okay.

Kirk: Thanks Bones. How was Spock's checkup?

McCoy: Fantastic, he'll outlive us all.