Movie Caption Contest #167: Nice Planet

[Alrik]

Crusher: "..and have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?"

Troi: "Yes."

Crusher: "And thats not the half of it. My ass hasn't been this tight since before Wesley was born."

Troi:

 

[SeerSGB]

~annoying buzzing sound in background~

Troi (looking around): Damn bugs! Everytime we take a break I can hear them buzzing but I can never seem to catch one.

Crusher: Uh...uh....bbbugs....yeahs, that's what's bbbbbuzzzing.

 

[T'Girl]

BEVERLY: My boobs have really firmed up.

Troi: "Personly I'm going to wait till after the last movie, a good surgeon will make mine both firmer and bigger."

Beverly: "Bigger than mine?"

Troi: "Bitch!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Data: Nice fuck'n pier!

[grabs crotch]

<HONK! HONK!>

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA: Would this be a bad time to tell you I peed in the lake?

 

[cooleddie74]

BEVERLY: Not only have my boobs started to firm up...but so has the plot!

TROI: About DAMNED TIME...

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: (shouting)Sure, he can walk on water, but can he he be used a floation device? Well,can he??!!!!

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Sticky"
Troi: "I know, this thread has been floating for ages. 166 should've dropped away long ago."
Picard: "Yes.... the thread....."

 

[SeerSGB]

Troi: Oh my god...that's...that's sick...that's disgusting

Extra In Back: Is that even legal?

Picard: How did the Baku get ahold of my copy of "Hoojib Bukkake Vol 6?"

 

[LeadHead]

Troi: They have a remarkable mental discipline.

Picard: You're just jealous because you can't play hack e sack.

Data: Data to Enterprise. The Captain is distracted looking at the lake.

Riker: Great, we're beaming you up, Helm, lets ditch him!

 

[cooleddie74]

TROI: They have remarkable mental discipline!

PICARD: And bigger breasts than you as well.

DATA: Curious.

This "Nessie" creature was proven to be a myth centuries ago...yet they stilll stand on the shoreline watching for its appearance.

 

[Alrik]

TROI: They have remarkable mental discipline!

PICARD: And bigger breasts than you as well.

TROI: For now.

 

[Alrik]

Troi: "My god. How can Anij keep her ankles pinned behind her ears like that? It looks painful."

Picard: "Painful? Your word, counselor, not mine."

 

[Captain Mike]

DATA: "SHIT, I must be good at this game called "Hide and Go Seek!"

 

[LeadHead]

Stewart: Dangit, I'm having a hard time with this movie. Jonathan, where's my motivation?

Donna Murphy: Hi.

 

[cooleddie74]

DEANNA: Where's Data?

PICARD: I think that's him...over there...

dry-humping that tree.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: This planet is beautiful. I just wanna forceably remove everyone, do a procedure that'll heavily damage the whole area so that I can take the effects of this place with me.

Lieutenant: Admiral Dougherty will be relieved to hear you say that Sir.

 

[LeadHead]

Picard: The boat sank. Now I really wish I'd paid the extra 30 bucks for the insurance.

Data: I'm fine by the way!

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Rat Boy has an announcement tomorrow."

Troi: "An announcement, what is it?"

Picard: "It's a statement informing others of important news, but that's not important right now."