Movie Caption Contest #166: Check Out The New Digs
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Riker: "You're not actually thinking of attacking a Borg cube with just one ship, are you?"
Picard: "Look, we've got like four or five of the main characters on board, I think we'll be fine."
Hawk: "I've got a baaaad feeling about this."
Riker: "You're not actually thinking of attacking a Borg cube with just one ship, are you?"
Picard: "Look, we've got like four or five of the main characters on board, I think we'll be fine."
Hawk: "I've got a baaaad feeling about this."
Troi: Am I really the only one who can tell that it's a Sphere not a Cube?
Riker: "You're not actually thinking of attacking a Borg cube with just one ship, are you?"
Picard: "Look, we've got like four or five of the main characters on board, I think we'll be fine."
Hawk: "I've got a baaaad feeling about this."
Troi: Am I really the only one who can tell that it's a Sphere not a Cube?
Data: Sir, I feel I must point out that Worf may no longer be considered a main character. Since he is now on Deep Space Nine, he may be considered a special guest star that will get sacrificed for shock value.
Picard: That's a risk I'm willing to take.
Picard: But what do the Borg want?
Troi: To assimilate Earth's past and prevent first contact?
Riker: Captain, what if they wanted to assimilate Earth's past and prevent first contact?
Picard: Very good number one, now what about the Borg on the deflector screen?
Troi: Suit up, undo the magnetic clamps and release the dish.
Data: Sir, may I suggest we suit up, undo the magnetic clamps and release the dish.
Picard: Excellent, make it so.
Troi: <sigh>
Worf: The shields are down Captain, perhaps we should initiate a Security Alert. Just in case we get boarded while the shields are down.
Riker: (to Data) What job does he do again now?
Data: Strategic Operations Officer.
Riker: He's just grandstanding trying to make people think he's still a security officer. Let him down easy Captain.
Picard: Mister Worf, we will maintain status until the voices in my head start saying things.
Picard: Alright, Deanna. Now back up sloooowly...
Picard: Ensign, NO! THAT'S LCARS VISTA-
Riker: "Captain, the Borg are all over the ship! What are you going to do?"
Picard : "Someone is going to have to go out on the hull and face them. Mr. Data, you're the strongest of us-"
Data: "Captain, Lt. Hawk was just telling me how much he's looking forward to taking over as captain once he gets promoted."
Picard: "-but you're too important to ship's operations. Lt. Hawk-suit up!"
PICARD: We're going to need an away team. Myself...Commander Riker...Mister Data...Worf...
and Lieutenant Hawk.
HAWK: OH, shit.
Lily: Which one was commanded by the guy from QUANTUM LEAP?
Was it this one?
[car engine starter sound]
Picard: Damn it Gerodi! I told you to put more than five quatloos worth of matter/antimattter fuel in the tanks!
Geordi: Captain, the Enterprise has gotten a her "monthly visit from Aunt Flow".
"Sir, I've completed a sweep of that nebula over there and I think I've found a way to modify our engines so we can fly through without being affected by the gas pockets."
"What's it called, Geordi?"
"The Briar Patch"
"Just erase the information, we've got a Borg vessel to fight. Anyway, I doubt we'll ever come back here."
"We have to follow them back, repair whatever damage they've- DAMMIT HAWK, THIS IS A BRIDGE, NOT A BATHROOM"
Picard: "Do you have any ideas about what we should do?"
Lily: "We could melt them down and sell them as authentic Battle of Wolf 359 memorabilia?"
Picard: "I meant about the Borg."
Lil: "Oh. Nah I got nuthin."
Lily: Man.
Your spaceship crews must be TINY as hell.
RIKER: Any orders?
HAWK: I'll take a cheesburger and some steak fries!
PICARD: Shut the bloody hell up.
LILY: And the worst part is the warranty won't even be written for another 300 years.
Sad, really.
"Real gold, huh?"
*carefully slips a nacelle or two into her pockets*
Space.
The Psychedelic Frontier.
DATA: Main systems are down...weapons are inoperative...and worst of all...I did NOT save 15% on our starship insurance by switching us to Geico!
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