Movie Caption Contest #166: Check Out The New Digs

[Isis]

Picard: "Pay attention, Hawk. We're going to be stuck here for hours. Now that we have EZPass, stay the hell away from the Exact Change lanes!"

Lily: "It would give me extra spending money for the holidays, but I wonder whether Sel-Yer-Gold is legit."

 

[Isis]

Student on class trip (OS): "So Teacher, why do you think this Monet isn't genuine?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Report, Mr. LaForge.

LAFORGE: nervously): Small fire in the starboard nacelle...everything is fine...totally under control.....ahhhhhhgggg!!!!!

 

[BriGuy]

Lily: Damn, all these "engine nacelles" really are just gold-plated vibrators...

 

[Cyke101]

Lily: Hey, Jean-Luc... I found out that your model really can saucer-separate.

Picard: No, it doesn't... wait, what?! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!

Lily: Oh, uhhh... I left something in the car... be right back!

(Lily loudly runs away, loudly slams the car door shut, and loudly burns away... in space.)