Movie Caption Contest #166: Check Out The New Digs

[Rat Boy]

Time is the fire in which we burn and seeing my time this weekend will be burning quite a bit, we're starting the new caption contest early. First, let's point out...

Well, who really can tell what a cat is?

Spot: "Hey, do me a favour and check if I'm male or female this week. In all the confusion, I clear forgot."

Jean-Luc senses a great disturbance in the Force...

Picard's vacant stare could only mean one thing: Lwaxana Troi was within 50 parsecs and she was looking for a man.

Well, there are worse people to be mistaken for...

Soran: "I'm certain that it is a nice day for a white wedding, but I'm telling once again: You have me confused with someone else!"

Congratulations to the winners. This week, the -E struts her stuff, the crew hopes that the ding in the fender will buff right out, and Lily wonders if she could blame this on Fry. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

Salesman: "And check out the seat warmers."

Picard: "Well, I don't know. She's a little out of my price range."

Salesman: "She comes with teacup holders for the center seat."

Picard: "Sold!"

Picard: "Who left this spot on the carpet? Dammit, now we'll need a new one."

Lily: "Man, I haven't seen this much smashed gold since that last party at Jay-Z's."

 

[T'Girl]

Data: " ... the mission will be extremely dangerous Captain, with little chance of the away team returning to the ship."

Picard: "Little chance of survival you say .. Lt. Hawks, I have a job for you."

Hawks (thinking) **Every fukking time**

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[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Captain, do you think the smokescreen is really going to throw them off?

TROI:I sense one of us might die!

HAWK (thinking): Crap!

LILY: This one isnt the NX-01 either.

 

[JonnyQuest037]

Crew: "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
Picard: "If you kids don't shut up, I am turning this Starship around and going right back to Spacedock!"

Data: "Can someone here remind me if the novels are canon or not? Because if Lt. Hawk here is actually gay, I've got the PERFECT guy to set him up with."

Lily Sloane: "Well, it'd be worth more if it was still in the original case, but still... I am going to clean up at the next Trek convention."

 

[T'Girl]

Riker: "Well someone is going to have to go on the suicide mission."

Worf quietly fades back toward turbo-lift doors.

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[Smellincoffee]

Computer: The ship is no longer on any known space route. Make a U-turn at the earliest legal opportunity. The ship is no longer on any known space route. Make a ...
Picard, to Riker: I don't know which is worse, that damned thing or your girlfriend, telling me she 'senses my confusion'

Riker: Mr. Data, I believe we asked you to suit up.
Data: I believe my apparal corresponds to the Uniform Code exactly, sir.
Riker: Gold is out of season! Where's your burgundy?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Thanks for the win..

Examiner: "I'm afraid to say that you've failed your piloting exam."
Troi: "What, but I was perfect, I even parallel parked!"
Examiner: "You went through a nebula without turning your fog lamps on."

Picard: "The Borg... they are coming. We have to get back to Earth."
Riker: "How can you tell?"
Picard: "I can sense them, Number One. I can tell what their intentions are..."
Troi: "Oh great. One thing! One fucking thing I do on this ship, and you take that too."
Picard: "That's for crashing the last ship!"

Lily: "You broke your little toys."
Picard: "They're not toys! They're models, faithfully recreated scale models, accurate in every detail. You're holding the nacelle of the predecessor to this ship, a Galaxy Class vessel, constructed at the Utopia Planitia spaceyards, and launched on Stardate..."
Lily: "Missing the point much?"

 

[SmoothieX]

Picard: Why are we slowing?
Riker: We can't follow them into the nebula, sir - our shields will be useless...

Picard: Data, how can the 'check engine' light be on already? We just left spacedock!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Thanks for the win RATBOY! You made my day!!!!

Everytime, without fail, when the crew was served chili for dinner, Picard would pilot the ship out to the far reaches of the galaxy, just to vent plasma.

 

[Search4]

Picard: Why are we slowing?
Riker: We can't follow them into the nebula, sir - our shields will be useless...

WINNER!!

 

[LeadHead]

Captains Log Stardate 50875.2 Had trouble sleeping last night. My hernia is acting up. The ship is Drafty and damp. I complain but... nobody listens.

Hawk: That's-

Picard: The Enterprise!

Data: The Defiant is here too by the way.

Lily: What happened here?

Picard: Well, we thought it would be funny to make fun of Troi for crashing the Enterprise-D, she got so mad, she took out the D again and the C.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Deanna: I sense something.

Everyone: OH SHUT UP!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: We've traveled back in time.

RIKER: How can you tell?

PICARD: Data's station just turned into the dashboard for a 1996 Chevy Corsica.

LILY: Wow.

After three hundred years you'd think you guys would have invented a better modeling glue.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Data: "Captain, may i make a suggestion? Perhaps we could turn on a light or two?"

 

[LeadHead]

Captains Log Stardate 50875.2 The Borg, our most lethal enemy have begun an invasion of the Federation. And this time there may be no stopping us. Bring it on!

Data: So it turns out that our helmsman wil end up getting assimilated and then shot by Picard in this movie.

Picard: Damn, we've already gone back in time, no chance to go back for Wesley.

Lily: You should replace this display with something that couldn't possibly be obsolete within 3 years, a Plasma Screen.

 

[SmoothieX]

Lily: Oh shit, the last time I broke something around here, he quoted Little Women for an hour. What's it gonna be this time? Please not The Tempest again, or ever worse, Moby Dick...

 

[doubleohfive]

LILY: This one isnt the NX-01 either.

 

[cooleddie74]

LILY: "Made in New China Colony"?

The HELL?!

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER: What's our next move?

PICARD: I don't know about the rest of you...but I'm going to void my bowels and start crying.