Movie Caption Contest #163: Pain in the Rear

[Captain Crow]

You take the good... [bangs Kirk's head into shuttle engine]
you take the bad... [bangs Kirk's head into shuttle engine]
you take them both... [bangs Kirk's head into shuttle engine]
and there you have... [bangs Kirk's head into shuttle engine]
The Facts of Life... [bangs Kirk's head into shuttle engine]
The Facts of Life [bangs Kirk's head into shuttle engine]

 

[Mistral]

Worst kaleidoscope ever.

 

[Mistral]

Sulu: "Freakin' pigeons! Nothing more than flying rodents, if you ask me! Take that, you feathered rats!"

Kirk (OS): "Ah, Sulu? Those are shuttlecraft."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Uhura: "What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on here?"
Kirk: "How 'bout some beans, Uhura?"
Uhura: "I'd say you've had enough! "

Sulu: "They hurt Buddy! Let's get 'em, girls!"

Kirk: "What in the hell do you think you're doing here? This is a closed set. "
Sybok: "Piss on you! I'm working for JJ Abrams!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Sulu: I know I've wasted fifty quatloos worth of tickets on this game but damn it, I want that stuffed bear!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Wha? Huh?...I didnt know she was married!!!!!

SULU: pew! pew! pew! pew! pew!

LUCKINBILL: Say it! Say it!

SHATNER: Connery would have sucked in this part!

 

[cooleddie74]

Most disappointing attempt by a Peeping Tom EVER.

Great! Even my PHASER is flaming, too!!

SYBOK: Let me feel your pain...then...your balls.

KIRK: SPOCK!!!!
DAMMIT...DO SOMETHING!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Take THIS, J.J. Abrams!!

Make me a dolt who can't properly skyjump from orbit, will ya?!

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Sulu: Take that!

Kirk: Ow! Sulu, you're shooting me!!

Sulu: TAKE. THAT!!

 

[Trekker4747]

Anyone else having trouble with the other two pics (the ones that are not Sulu firing the gun) showing up?

 

[LeadHead]

Yup, also 2 of the pics from the TOS contest are MIA as well.

EDIT: Update, crisis is over.

 

[Captain Mike]

UHURA: HHAANNDD CCHHEECCKKKK!!!!!!!!
KIRK: Spock,...eeerrr Where are your hands?
SPOCK: Just another one of those mysterious Vulcan customs, Captain.

Now watch....I finally get another action scene and that Shatner will probably CGI himself in. hhhmmmff!

III...Did.....mot....call.....you....Herbert!!!!!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SMOKEY BEAR: HALT!!!!!

Is that campfire properly extinguished? No burning embers?

SULU: Take that, GLAAD!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

SYBOK: I won't ask again.

WHERE...is Carmen Sandiego.

 

[Candlelight]

"GIVE... ME... GENESIS!!"
"Eh??"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Dangit! That light was on me back on the ship!

Spock: Captain, it is called a "Follow Spot."

Sulu: It's the weird Cat lady! Kill it! Kill it!

Sybok: Beards do NOT make Vulcans evil!

Kirk: Fine then, by the way would you mind taking your fingers off my trachea?

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Sulu, stop shooting! Its just me dancing!

SULU: I know, thats why I'm shooting!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: I'm getting the feeling Sulu doesn't like m..

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Mister Scott apologizes for having to send the shuttlecraft. I'm not sorry, none of you invited me.

 

[Alrik]

*Phew*

Sulu: "Stop! Or I'll shoot."

Kirk (os): "Not again."

Sulu: "FREEZE!...Turkey." *PHEW*

Kirk (os): "That's it mister, no more Starsky & Hutch for you."