Movie Caption Contest #161: Place You Name

[Yeoman Randi]

Uhura: Been shopping in the Bejeweled He-man section again i see?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Despite what most TrekBBSer's thought, Grignak most definitely WAS the best looking man on his planet.

 

[cooleddie74]

DAVID: You sure we need to bring THIS much luggage on the trip? After all, the planet's going to self-destruct in a matter of days.

SAAVIK: I just want to play it safe.

 

[cooleddie74]

Me not ugly.

Me FUGLY.

 

[Rat Boy]

Saavik: "David, this isn't the time to Xerox images of your ass."

David: "It's always the time for that!"

Saavik: "Just like your father; so human."

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Ambassador, Spock's body is somehow alive. They are bringing him here to Mount Seleya.

Sarek: Are they out of their minds? Get him to a Freaking Hospital!!

 

[BriGuy]

David: Saavik, is this your vibrator in here?

Saavik: Is that my... what? Oh, uh... don't be silly. I have no use for a vibrator. That's a... a... a... shoulder massager. Yeah, that's what it is.

 

[BriGuy]

Odds I name, money on Bills you name, otherwise bet no.

 

[BriGuy]

SAAVIK: Its too full. It will never close.

DAVID: Maybe if you didnt pack everything you own to go on a two week vacation!

David: And what the hell is this??
Saavik: It's my industrial strength hair dryer, and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!

 

[cooleddie74]

DAVID: You forgot to bring a SPARE?

SAAVIK: Common mistake.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Benjamins you have...ship I have.

Otherwise an easy ride NO!!!"

 

[LeadHead]

SAAVIK: Its too full. It will never close.

DAVID: Maybe if you didnt pack everything you own to go on a two week vacation!

David: And what the hell is this??
Saavik: It's my industrial strength hair dryer, and I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!

David: Why?

Saavik: It's also my hair curler, you think my hair stays like this on its own?

 

[Isis]

Michael Bolton didn't think this week's "Dancing With the Stars" costume worked and decided he'd better look at the other outfits his stylist packed.

Photographer (OS): "If you'll be putting this on match.com, you might want to use just a tiny bit of makeup."

Uhura: "I'm getting hungry. Are those jelly beans on your robe edible?"

 

[BriGuy]

Uhura: Ambassador, may I ask a question? It's very likely that upon our return to earth I'll be placed in a Starfleet correctional facility. I pulled a phaser on a young man to take over a transporter facility so Kirk could steal the Enterprise to retrieve your son. May I seek asylum on Vulcan?

Sarek: Let me give this a thought... uhm... no.