Movie Caption Contest #161: Place You Name

[LeadHead]

Saavik: Uh oh. There's a Photon Warhead in here.

David: Does that mean?

Saavik: Yeah, the smell coming from the torpedo bay...

Grignak: Genesis!

McCoy: You want to shout a little louder? I don't think the Klingons heard you. Luckily, there's no chance of them knowing about Genesis yet.

Sarek: Are you enjoying your visit to Vulcan Commander?

Uhura: Yes, I just met this wonderful Human/Vulcan couple.

Sarek: Oh, that's Trip and T'Pol. Oh, please don't let Admiral Kirk remind anyone that "These are the Voyages of The Starship Enterprise." Last time someone did that, they both ended up having panic attacks.

 

[BriGuy]

Place I name, position you name, otherwise night with my bitch no!

 

[SmoothieX]

Dr. Marcus was never the same after seeing his first goatse.

Grignak: Can the Genesis wave regenerate my eyebrows? I was drunk one night and gave myself a Lady Gaga makeover.

Uhura: Ah, Ambassador, looking resplendent as always in your Laser Tag vest.

 

[Alrik]

David: "Yep, thought so. Just a loose plug wire. Try it now."

Grignak: "Yoda, you seek Yoda."

Sarek: "Hmm. Nice rack. I mean, pleasure to see you."

Uhura: "Always the diplomat."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

David; "Great, the spare's a space saver."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DAVID: We're gonna need a shovel and a couple of buckets of lye.

A moan issues from the trunk.

DAVID: And a gun.

 

[LeadHead]

Saavik: What's in the trunk?

David: Empty water bottles. Looks like a bunch of guys drove the Chevy to the Levy.

Saavik: Illogical. The Levy is dry.

 

[BriGuy]

David: Shit. He's not here. I know what this means. Spock's alive... and there goes my shot at scoring with Saavik.

 

[cooleddie74]

[Ray Liotta narration] As far back as I could remember...I always wanted to be an Orion Syndicate gangster... [/Ray Liotta]

 

[cooleddie74]

GRIGNAK: Fishing lures?

What be FISHING LURES?

SAREK: My son always loved you, Commander.

UHURA: He never told me.

SAREK: Oh.

I meant ANOTHER timeline.

 

[Captain Crow]

David: Spock must have started living again just prior to making planet fall in the torpedo casing.

Saavik: How can you tell.

David: Look.

Saavik: My god that's disgusting. It's all over the place.

David: Well if you woke up in a dark confined space then all of a sudden a very heavy jolt and a very loud bang happened you'd do that too.

 

[Rat Boy]

David: "Ugh. Did he have to eat Taco Bell before he died?"

 

[LeadHead]

Uhura: Ambassador, they are on approach. They're requesting permission to land.

Sarek: Okay, but let Kirk know Parking is $8 per hour.

 

[Candlelight]

David: "You'd think Candlelight would get out of there and get back to captioning."
Saavik: "Hey, it takes up a lot of time raising twins. Be thankful he had time to pop in and give us this pathetic entry"
Candlelight: "Hey!"

 

[Mistral]

David: (thinking) "Damn, she's gonna see all the porn magazines! I forgot they were here!"

Saavik: (thinking) "He seems to have an unusual amount of porn..."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

David: How did Tony Soprano get in the trunk?

Saavik: We are so fucked.

 

[LeadHead]

David: How did Tony Soprano get in the trunk?

Saavik: I dunno, the last episode cut away and we didn't see what happened.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAAVIK: Its too full. It will never close.

DAVID: Maybe if you didnt pack everything you own to go on a two week vacation!

 

[cooleddie74]

DAVID: Did Captain Spock wear Hello Kitty underwear?

SAAVIK: Not that I am aware. Why do you ask?

DAVID: We've got problems, then.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: Are you feeling alright, Ambassador?

SAREK: SHHHHHHH.

I am trying to concentrate on the image of you. Naked. In oil.