Movie Caption Contest #16: I Fought The Law

[Gertch]

^ :thumbsup:

 

[Maurice]

In that tragic moment, Ilia finally saw the light.



...or...

But she was...
Blinded by the light,
revved up like a deuce,
another runner in the night.
Blinded by the light
She got down but she never got tired
She's gonna make it... through the night

 

[Outpost4]

Ilia: Watch out, Captain, no wig is safe!

 

[Gertch]

Spock was the first to find out Sulu's new distraction technique.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: Who oversaw the !@#$ refit? The deflector dish aims forwards.... Decker!!!

Picard: >:-#-ing speed bumps!

 

[Outpost4]

Red Alert! Paparazzi on the bridge!

 

[Rat Boy]

Klingon Announcer: "'Warriors' is filmed on location with the men and women of the Klingon Defense Force. All suspects are guilty until executed in a court of law, assuming they live long enough to be taken prisoner. Long live the Empire!"

 

[USS Valkyrie]

The crew of the starship Enterprise bounced the graviton particle beam off of the main deflector dish and hit a parked cop car.
We see Lt. Ilia doing her sobriety test.

The Enterprise E crew stand together in protest of Paramount hauling their beloved home to the trash compactor.

A' breakin' rocks in the hot sun...

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[David_Leese]

Please can somebody include my entry - it's part photoshop and part caption, can can be found at

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tregowandave/nemesisbridge.jpg

Thanks.

 

[Outpost4]

quoted

David_Leese said:
Please can somebody include my entry - it's part photoshop and part caption, can can be found at

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tregowandave/nemesisbridge.jpg

Thanks.

 

[Candlelight]

Spock discovered that some little shit of an ensign putting superglue on the console...

...didn't just affect his generation.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Picard: Execute Operation Chrome Dome!

KIRK: Damn! he's good! Ilia! Retaliate!

ILIA: I cannot! His Bald Fu is too great!

SPOCK: I knew we should have used Yul Brenner!!!!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

^ Somebody find Chuck Norris!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Funny, since "Norris" is actually my last name.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "What the hell was he thinking? Didn't he hear us laying on the horn as he backed right into us? Idiot."