Movie Caption Contest #157: Filmed on Location

[Trekker4747]

Thanks for the win!

Kirk: What page of the Kama Sutra is this?

Picard (off screen): You know, mixing Farmville with an real-time strategy game seemed like a good idea at first...

Picard: Mr. Worf, I thought I told you to do that before we left.

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Thanks for the win!

Picard: Mr. Worf, I thought I told you to do that before we left.

Worf: But I didn't have to go THEN!

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: Your wallet.

NOW, bitch.

DATA: Looks like I picked the wrong solar week to quit taking protein-enhanced servo lubricants!

WORF: My father Mogh wore the same hairstyle before he died on Khitomer.

PICARD: No wonder he didn't survive.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHATNER: Alright, alright, alright!!!!

I'll authorize a rewrite of the damn script!!!

Just LET ME DOWN, guys!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Denny Crane: I can't fly!

Alan Shore: You're just discovering this?

 

[Candlelight]

Spock: "Captain, you must grab my hand."
Kirk: "Can't... flare from... Picard's head is.... BLINDING ME!!"

Gallatin: "You Federation types are all the same. Why can't you just find Waldo like everyone else?"

Picard: "Deanna, stay back with the stragglers. We have to make sure no one is left behind."
Worf: "I'm Lieutenant Worf, sir."
Picard (squinting): "Are you sure? I just thought the radiation from the planet's rings was making you batshit ugly."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

J. J. Abrams (OS): "Sigh. This isn't getting me anywhere! I've watched almost all of the original-cast movies now and I'm not getting any inspiration--Wait a minute! Hold the phone! What are those purple blobs down at the bottom of the screen there!"

 

[Mistral]

Picard: "How many villagers did we save Mr. Worf?"

Worf: "Two."

Picard: "You've been taking counting lessons from Ratboy again, haven't you?"


(explanation might be in order. Go read what Ratboy said about the new photos over on page One. Carefully.)

 

[Mistral]

Spock: "This will work! I'll just body surf you down the side of the mountain. When we get near the bottom I'll do an Indy Kick-flip into an ollie and we'll land light as a feather."

Kirk: "Have you lost your fucking mind???"

 

[Trekker4747]

Spock [thinking]: Can you read my mind?

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Great, Jim, great. Always thinking with your stomach."

Gallatin: "This is the worst screen saver I've ever seen."

Worf: "Me, go into the mountains to wait for a message from God? What are you going to be doing?"

Picard: "Oh, the usual. Killing, adultery, coveting my neighbor's ass. Try not to get those things banned, 'kay?"

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Say it! SAY IT!

Kirk: Okay! You were right, McCoy was wrong! Now let me down!

 

[GeorgeKirk]

"No, Mr. Worf, your new hairstyle does not make you look like Fabio."

 

[cooleddie74]

NIMOY: JEEEEZ, Bill.

How much of the craft services table did you eat?!?

GALLATIN: Uh-oh.

Admiral Dougherty and Ahdar Ru'afo are NOT going to like this.


THEY were supposed to be the only ones coming to the costume party in radioactive, glowing suits!!

WORF: Any suggestions for our next course of action, sir?

PICARD: Yes.

Cut your hair.

Then give the shavings to me. I'm tired as bloody HELL of walking around looking like a walking penis.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHATNER: Don't worry. We'll CGI the visible wires so no one will see them.

NIMOY: We'll WHAT?

SHATNER: Oh.

Yeah.

Right.

Never mind.

 

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: I'm beginning to think that burning bush was lying. We might want to get out the GPS.

 

[Rat Boy]

WORF: I'm beginning to think that burning bush was lying. We might want to get out the GPS.

Picard: "We could just follow your glowing red nose, eh, Rudolph?"

Worf: "Suck my ridges!"

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: We took a vote, we're ditching the company picnic and hitting a pizza place. And no, you're not invited.

 

[Trekker4747]

Worf: No, Captain. No matter how many times you send me a request I will not "friend" you on Facebook.

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "Worf, did you just ass-rape that tree stump over there-"
Worf: "AGGRESSIVE SEXUAL TENDANCIES, SIR"