Kirk: Hey look! My Russian Comic relief has arrived!
Movie Caption Contest #154: Clueless
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Kirk: Hey look! My Russian Comic relief has arrived!
Kirk: "I really wish Rat Boy would make up his mind. TOS era, Movie era, TOS era, now Movie era again."
Spock: "Why are you complaining? You're getting a cameo in the latest draft instead of Bob Wesley."
Kirk: "True, but I think gold's more slimming than red."
Spock: *cough*Bullshit*cough*
Chekov (weakly): "If you tink dis is bad, you should see Keptin Terrell's box."
Obligatory StarCraft II jokes:
James Raynor (off camera): "Well, does this adjutant have the evidence we need to bring down Arcturus Mengsk?"
B-4: "You have a fuzzy face."
James Raynor (off camera): "Ah, screw it, then. Ain't no way we winnin' a rebellion with this idiot."
KIRK: Chekov...NO!!!!
That's NOT a men's toilet!!!
CHEKOV: Ooooops.
Kirk had earned Spock's trust over the course of 20 long years of friendship.
Until, that is...the "Stink Palm" incident.
Kirk: "What's in the box! What's in the booox!"
opens box
"Oh, well that was anticlimactic. Nowhere near as creepy as Se7en."
McCoy: "And you sure as hell ain't no Brad Pitt!"
Kirk: "What do you mean, 'Where's it been?' Just shake!"
Kirk: 'I ordered a blow-up doll. What the hell is this?"
Come on, Spock.
Read my palm. I was told as a kid I'll live a long, happy life...then die in a canyon underneath a broken metal bridge of some sort.
I need to know if it's true or not!
KIRK: You know, I thought I smelled ham.
Thread needs more Bitsy!
Come on, Spock.
Read my palm. I was told as a kid I'll live a long, happy life...then die in a canyon underneath a broken metal bridge of some sort.
I need to know if it's true or not!
SPOCK: No mention of a Corvette?
KIRK: What?
SPOCK: Just a dream I had.
"So that's where Candlelight's been hiding."
"Best leave him there, Jim. I think he'll be busy for another month yet."
Chekov THOUGHT he had finally stumbled upon the perfect and secret place to masturbate.
KIRK: Come on. Smell my fingers.
SPOCK: NO, Jim.
Every time you engage in sexual relations with a female crewmember you do this to me.
No more. Please.
KIRK: Killjoy.
McCoy: Look, I know that you get lonely on long missions...and I know that you need the release. Still this..this...
Kirk: Doctor, real-dolls are a perfectly normal
McCoy: I get that, but did you have to have them make the damn thing to look like Chekov?
Kirk: (opening crate) Fuck, it's the crappy movie version not the TOS Ensign variant I'd ordered. Guess I'll have to make do, since the UPS guy's done left.
McCoy: (groan) It's the 'Spock' Incident on Mudd's world all over again.
Kirk: I can be in charge of the ship?
Spock: Yeah, but I still reserve the right to sacrifice myself and be the true hero of this film.
Chekov: Man that was a wild party last night, all that Vodka and I get locked on a container. What else could happen?
Terrell: Morning.
Chekov: Oh no.
Data: After speaking to you at length I have determined your best use aboard the Enterprise.
B-4: Ooooooo! What is it?
Data: Paperweight.
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