Movie Caption Contest #149: Deceptions

[Cyke101]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #149: Deceptions of Love

ROFTLOLKTHXBYE.

Spot: I cn haz seetbult?
Data: No.
Spot: I cn haz hooman sheeld?
Data: No.

 

[alte]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #149: Deceptions & Dummys

Per Candlelight's request:

How bout this...keep your hateful and guilty comments to yourself. There are plenty of other sites that more than accomodate your temperment...such as The Onion, Demacratic Underground, etc...

People would say that the discussion of Star Trek is wearing a little thin...but here we are.

So just drop it. You don't like someones angle their playing up just to goof on Screen caps...look away. Or scroll down or whatever.

Nothing on this site is guaranteed funny...especially my photoshops. But it's my opinion at the time. So don't be
mouthy to people you don't know from Adam...

Like I said...drop it. Do yourself that enormous favor.

So much for hope and change...sheesh!

Oh, yeah...cockblocking is not a crime...but it should be

 

[Trekker4747]

:fist bump:

YES!

I rule!

And my entry this week:

 

[BriGuy]

It was at that precise nanosecond that Lore realized he could fulfill his long-sought dream of turning a cat inside out...

 

[T'Girl]

Nichols: . . . but people call me "Dick."

McCoy: Why's that?

Nickols: Because that the only thing my wife didn't get in the divorce!

Dick and Bones share a long laugh.

Data: I'd like you all to meet my little friend.


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[LeadHead]

Troi: (Texting) Sorry, all engines are down, maybe you should have messaged Geordi about that first.

Troi: (Texting) Fine, but why did you put your credit card numbers in the message?

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Off-topic: alte, relax. Cyke was making a reference to "The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 2008" episode. And Candlelight has as much right to be here as you. So relax and let them make their jokes.

 

[Candlelight]

How bout this...keep your hateful and guilty comments to yourself. There are plenty of other sites that more than accomodate your temperment...such as The Onion, Demacratic Underground, etc...

Nothing on this site is guaranteed funny...especially my photoshops. But it's my opinion at the time.

You do really good photoshops but they just seem to be borne from the same joke. Apologies if my comments came off as harsh, it really wasn't my intention.

To make it up, I'll give it my two cents:

Scotty: "And then... I slaps the cock away. Just like that."

 

[Candlelight]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #149: Deceptions of Love

Spot: I cn haz seetbult?
Data: No.
Spot: I cn haz hooman sheeld?
Data: No.

Spot: "I's in ur ten forwardz, eatin ur noms"

 

[Cyke101]

Off-topic: alte, relax. Cyke was making a reference to "The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 2008" episode. And Candlelight has as much right to be here as you. So relax and let them make their jokes.

Whoa, someone was talking about me?
-I am flattered
-I just wanted an audience
-I am SO glad that you got the joke, Peach

Now... on with the contest!

Shinzon: Captain, I think you meant that text for someone else.

 

[Captain Crow]

Troi: Shit! I'm out of quarters!

 

[Candlelight]

I so wish I could claim credit for this...

 

[alte]

Thanks, Peach Wookie...I hear ya...It's just I don't watch the Simpsons and I don't care for sniveling

So..with no further delay...my next abhorrence:

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Tasha Yar (off-camera): Data, when I asked you to stroke my pussy that's not exactly what I meant.

B-4: This feline has a much more appealing scent than Counselor Troi.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Spot, I do not believe the three-bean salad was an appropriate dietary choice. In your current state you could, as my human crewmates would put it, 'knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.'"

 

[Captain Crow]

B-4: Now that I've got the cat all I need is light blue t-shirt and a keyboard to make my plan to takeover the universe complete.

 

[Alrik]

B-4: "Yeah, Data may have all the smarts......but I get all the pussy."

 

[Mistral]

Someone gave Cool Eddie access to the server again. *sigh*

 

[Mistral]

I don't want to beat a dead cat but...

B-4: "An observation.This cat's cock is blocked."

 

[LeadHead]

This is to the Enterprise-E what the Blue Screen of Death is to a Windows Computer.