Movie Caption Contest #148: Fun And Games

[Rat Boy]

I'm laughing at the superior intellect, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's hold hands with...

For proving that even Augments aren't infallible, our winner is...

Khan: It killed 20 of my people, including my beloved wife, before I realized it goes in through the ear not the rectum. Live and learn. Live and learn.

But, sometimes they're bright enough to know a plot hole when they see one, as our next winner demonstrates...

Khan: "How the hell did I know who Chekov is?"

And for proving that only Kirk is the master of the "talking a machine to death" maneuver, our winners are...

Queen: There's been a change of plans Data. I'm going with Lore instead.

Data: But why do you prefer Lore? We are identical.

Queen: Yes, you are identical. And that is why I dislike you and prefer Lore.

Data: If you are trying the old "make the android self destruct trick," I must warn you, I am not that stupid.

Queen: "Plan B drone... Get me that script for Nemesis."

Congratulations to the winners. First up this week, we have the future-equivalent of that dinosaur arcade game that's still gathering dust in your local 7-11. Next, Scotty's at least happy he can access Farmville on the Klingon computer. And finally, Sir Patrick Stewart warms up for dancing with the stars. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Crewman: "Still not as lame as Project Natal."

Chekov: "Are you sure about that one, Keptin Scott?"

Scotty: "It's either that or I make you and Sulu over there get out and push, Commander."

Worf (off camera): "First the singing, now the dancing. I want off this ship, now!"

 

[cooleddie74]

CREWMAN: This plays much better on the Playstation 8.

SCOTTY: Quick, lads...one of ye pull me finger...

Before the haggis passes!!

You must be at least THIS high in order to ride the Jean-Luc.

 

[cooleddie74]

CREWMAN: You sank my believable effect!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win, Rat Boy!

Crewman: This game bites! After this round, I'm gonna play the plastic boob game along the wall.

Scotty: This or nothing, Lads. (pushes button)
FLUSH!
Chekov: Well, the "captain's log" is gone — now how about that antimatter reducer.

Picard: Tell me, Beverly, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY: It's this...or NOTHIN' !!!

CHEKOV: I vote ve go for "nothing," den!

SULU: Amen to that!

Warp like an E-gyp-tian...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Guy: "Ha! That's seven to two, my favor!"
Girl: "Well, it's kind of hard for me to concentrate with this damned Melkot staring over my shoulder!"

Doohan: "Now watch this section of film right here. There! You can see Shatner's willy for a sec!"
Koenig: "Am I supposed to find this interesting?"

Stewart: "So now it's Sir Patrick Stewart! Knight of the Round Table! Watch out, ladies! I intend to lance a lot from now on!"

Guy: "But, we're getting along so well! Why won't you come back to my room with me?"
Girl: "Oh, dear, how to put this delicately...let's just say, 'Curse you, Red Baron!'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Why, Mr Riker...I had no idea you were in here...and naked.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Let's do the Last Tango to Paris...I got the butter all ready.

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the Win!

Starfleet Gamer: These Joysticks are great, they should be installed on Starships.

Girl Gamer: Yeah, maybe in a Hundred Years.

Scotty: Pull My Finger!

Computer: Warning! Radiation Leak on Main Bridge.

Stewart: But in Purple, I am Stunning!

J Michael Stracynski: Wrong Series Mr. Stewart!

 

[Nerys Myk]

You knocked my block off!

 

[Rat Boy]

Side effects of metaphasic radiation include amorous feelings, acne, spontaneous eye regrowth, aggressive tendencies, and jazz hands.

 

[Candlelight]

Black guy in back: "Which tits do you want this evening?"

Scotty: "That one..."
Sulu: "But it's marked 'do not press'"
Scotty: "What's the worst that could happen?"
*presses button*
Kirk: "I'm a Rocket-man..."

Where will you be when diahhrea strikes?

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Ah, memories, I haven't been allowed to play games since I used a cheat code on X-Box Live.

Scotty: Where's the Damn Antimatter Inducer?

Chekov: In the Engine Room.

Scotty: Oh right. I forgot.

Picard had to dance after he got an email with the "Captain Picard Song" in it.

 

[Rat Boy]

Crewman: "Man, ever since Infinity Ward broke up, the Call of Duty franchise has gone all downhill."

 

[Trekker4747]

Human! Human play dom-jot?!

Scotty: So, wait, this guy really injected that much Silicone into his wang?

Chekov: Vy vould anyvone do zuch a ving?

Sulu: Oh my!

Let's see that fat-ass James Corden try this!

 

[John Picard]

Woot! Thanks for the win.

Picard: "I think you'll enjoy this, Beverly. Computer, play audio archive clip Picard 12."

[techno music queues]
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan

And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

Picard: "I love this next part" {sings with the playback while dancing}

I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "There, lads. It's that bloody Google Chrome ad that's screwin' up the page formattin'."

 

[Cyke101]

Yay! I won my first caption contest!... two weeks ago. I just didn't get around to the other contest. I will now, though! Here we go...

Bob the Crewman was too focused on the game to notice his friends in the back playing "Whack-a-Boob."

Though Chekov had his doubts, for some reason Sulu was fixated about Scotty putting his finger into the right socket.

Assistant director: Someone told Patrick that we wrapped up production on "Jeffrey" years ago, right?

 

[Cyke101]

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Ikea tables... OF THE FUTURE!!!

Sulu: It can't be...
Chekov: Are you sure about dis?
Scotty: Ah'm tellin ye what ah'm seein'! Da cap'n knows weir watchin'!!

Picard: Hello, boys...

Sulu (over the comm): Oh my...