Movie Caption Contest #147: You Just Love To Hate Them
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Khan: You see Mister Chekov, even though we have never met, I know your weakness.
Chekov: I have no weaknesses!
Khan: Nothing was ever invented in Russia.
Chekov Cries
Khan: Young Kirk, the game's not over.
Joachim: The game hasn't started yet.
Khan: Whoops.
Queen: There's been a change of plans Data.
Data: Everything ok?
Queen: Nothing massive assimilation and murder won't fix.
Data: Good, I was worried for a second.
Chekov: "Vat is in der? Brain slugs designed to kill Admirel Kirk?"
Khan: "No, just my fake boobies"
Khan: "I know that little shit. I never forget a faeces"
Queen: "If you'll excuse me, one of my drones on Deck 14 is taking a really stinky shit"
Data: "How-"
Queen: "Disadvantage of being in a collective..."
Data: "I may be going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing you've never heard of astringent?"
Kirk (filtered): Khan, I'm laughing at the man who had my sloppy seconds.
Khan: "How the hell did I know who Chekov is?"
Would you gentlemen like a pair of Alaskan king crabs? Mind you, they died over 200 years ago when the cryotank failed...but still, they're edible.
KHAN: Corinthian leather?
You must be JOKING!!!
QUEEN: If this doesn't cure your long-term acne, Data...I don't know WHAT will.
CHEKOV: Vhat do you plan to do to us?
KHAN: Use these salad tongs on you in a MOST unpleasant and seriocomical way.
Judson Scott (thinking): "I am so taking my name off the credits... this movie will be the least popular with fans."
Khan: "Okay, the quality looks good and your price is acceptable. How much can you bring across with each border crossing?"
Terrell: "We don't know yet. We still have to see how many balloons we can shove up Chekov's ass at one time."
Khan: "...and in my dream, I was in a strange, magical, fantasy land. And a tiny, elfin creature walked up to me and said, 'The plane...the plane...'"
Alice Krige: "But I was sure Jerry Finnerman told me that applying a little vaseline would make me look younger on screen."
Spiner: "I think he meant on the camera lens."
Queen: There's been a change of plans Data. I'm going with Lore instead.
Data: But why do you prefer Lore? We are identical.
Queen: Yes, you are identical. And that is why I dislike you and prefer Lore.
Data: If you are trying the old "make the android self destruct trick," I must warn you, I am not that stupid.
Queen: There's been a change of plans Data. I'm going with Lore instead.
Data: But why do you prefer Lore? We are identical.
Queen: Yes, you are identical. And that is why I dislike you and prefer Lore.
Data: If you are trying the old "make the android self destruct trick," I must warn you, I am not that stupid.
Queen: "Plan B drone... Get me that script for Nemesis."
Queen: There's been a change of plans Data. I'm going with Lore instead.
Data: But why do you prefer Lore? We are identical.
Queen: Except he has personality.
Khan: "The Klingons say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Of course, they never tried it with my special blend of herbs and spices."
Khan found out the hard way what happened when the button with the dildo icon was pushed.
Queen: "Finished. You may rinse now. Avoid eating for at least an hour."
QUEEN: There's been a change of plans, Data.
Do you by any chance own a pair of all-leather trousers and a riding crop?
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