Movie Caption Contest #147: You Just Love To Hate Them

[cooleddie74]

Nick Meyer hated it when the fillings in Montalban's back teeth kept sending him transmissions from the mother ship.

 

[LeadHead]

Chekov: Now is the part where he tries to make us scared. This should be good.

Khan: BOOO!

Chekov and Terrel faint.

Khan: Crap, I left the oven on.

Brent Spiner: Okay! Fine! I'll do that jumping scene! Just get this crazy woman away from me!

 

[Candlelight]

Khan: "We're fresh out of brain slugs... so I'm using something I've preserved called a KFC Double Down to extract what I-"
Terrell: "The Reliant command codes are as follows..."

Khan: "V: The Series is awful! Gha! It's no patch on the Mini Series. The acting is atricious. The actor that plays Lieutenant James should be taken out and shot!"
Joachim (under his breath): "Clearly you've never watched Fantasy Island, sir..."

Queen: "Dermal alterations to the face, check. Modifications to the neural net, check. Assless chaps... assless chaps...???"
Drone: "Not here until Tuesday."
Queen: "FUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKK!!"
*Queen rips head off nearest Drone and shits down their neck*

 

[T'Boggan]

Khan: "...and you can keep your weed in there"

Kirk over open channel: "Khaaaaan you shmuck no one ever became famous wearing only one glove"

Queen: " Im first Data...then robo-bob over there is having 'Oily Seconds' "

 

[Mistral]

Khan: "Within this container is the most insidious torture mechanism known to Man."

Joachim: "Is that where you keep the Ceti eels, my lord?"

Khan: "No, something far worse. This is where I keep my Helen Reddy cds."

 

[Rat Boy]

Terrell: "How could you do something so vicious?"

Khan: "It was easy, Captain. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor."

 

[Candlelight]

Two-pic post...

Khan: "Tell your Captain I have superior intellect... all I lack is the ability to think three-dimensionally."

"Follow them into the Mutara OH CRAP I SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD CHEKOV ABOUT THE 3D THINGY!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

And after he started growing boobs, Khan finally started -- unexpectedly -- the full flowering of his womanhood. It felt ... different.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk (over speaker): "Hey, Khan! Just thought you'd like to know: We're all over here on the Enterprise watching porn flicks of McGivers!"

 

[BriGuy]

Terrell: You have so little here, and what you do have is in horrible condition because of the brutal elements on this planet.

Why is that container in such good condition?

Khan: Tupperware. Guaranteed for life.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Terrell: "How could you do something so vicious?"

Khan: "It was easy, Captain. You forget, I spent two years as a building contractor."

I remember that!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN: Why only one glove?

 

[SRFX]

Khan: "This Justin Bieber - what a shit."

*Joachim whimpers*

 

[LeadHead]

Joachim: We can't go into the nebula, even if he tries to bait you, you've gotta stay cool.

Khan: And I will. What do you think I am? A 15 year old kid?

Kirk: (over comm) This is Admiral Kirk, I just beat your high score in Pacman!

Khan: FULL IMPULSE POWER!

Joachim: @#%&!

 

[cooleddie74]

Will that be one bearclaw and two crullers...or the other way around, gentlemen?

KHAN: Did Kirk say "blessed are the deuterium miners?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

TERRELL: What are you going to do to us?

KHAN: Well, I was going to subject you to a marathon of old JERSEY SHORE episodes until you gave me the information I want...but my old DVD player is on the fritz, so we're going with the bug-in-the-ear thing.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TERRELL: On second thought, maybe we should pledge Delta.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Khan: It killed 20 of my people, including my beloved wife, before I realized it goes in through the ear not the rectum. Live and learn. Live and learn.

 

[Candlelight]

Khan: "Why the hell are we still wearing these rags? We have a whole ship worth of clothing and I look like I'm wearing a loin cloth"

Joachim: *throws up in his mouth*

 

[Alrik]

Khan: "Whoaaa dude! Note to self. The Roofies are for the other person."