Movie Caption Contest #144: You Want More Klingons? You Got 'Em.

[BriGuy]

Kirk: But your honor, my ship didn't fire on the Klingons!

Judge Judy: That must be the SODDI principle - some other dude done it.

Kirk: Yes! That's what I'm trying to tell you...

Judge Judy: Captain, please. On your best day you're not as smart as I am on my worst day.

McCoy: ... but judge...

Judge Judy: Quiet! Was I speaking to you?

McCoy: ...we are so screwed....

 

[LeadHead]

Chang: The evidence will prove that these two men conspired to assassinate Chancellor Gorkon!

Judge: That's tomorrows case, General. Today's case involves the theft of a Jewel known as The Pink Panther.

Chang: Oh Crap.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Chang: "Your honor, I request we bring in the clone Jack Bauer to interrogate and get the truth out of the two"

Kilngon Judge: "So be it"

Kirk: "We're boned"
McCoy: "Fuck!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Oh yeah? Well I've got my own character witnesses against you, General. Send in the old man, the fat kid, and the giant screaming bird!"

Chang: "Oh crap."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHANG: Need I even mention, Your Honor, the two accused having starred in hideously stupid Earth movies about spiders...and giant rabbits?!

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG: Mister President...please!!!

Make Ambassador Nanclus stop staring at my ASS...or it WILL be an act of war against the Klingon Empire!!!

 

[T'Boggan]

Klingon ambassador: "Wood panelling I can forgive, but the Fake Tiffany Lamp has to to die!

President: Yes, but ...it was a gift from the Romulan Ambassador!

Romulan Ambassador: You bitch! I want my Ferraro Rocher back !

As they watched "Kirk does Qo'noS" It slowly dawned on Chang that the bedroom wallpaper looked disturbingly like his Grandmothers...

Worf: Hit me.... HARDER!...again! noooo. It is useless I can still see you in that "Man-Dress"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Three little maids from school are we...three little maids... Come on, Worf — sing!
Worf: Ugh...FROM SCHOOL!!!!

 

[LeadHead]

President: Why don't I get to have a name?

Kirk: We need a new lawyer here.

McCoy: Got one in mind?

Kirk: Yes I do.

McCoy: What's his name?

Kirk and Denny Crane: Denny Crane.

Worf: (Singing) He is an Englishman!

Picard: For the last time, I'm from FRANCE!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "All right, I confess! It's really the Yorktown. I slipped the president a fifty to have her renamed!"

Chang: "Ah-HA!"

Worf: "I really don't see the need to object to the relevancy of this line of questioning."

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "This trial is rigged but we still might be able to get away with a light sentence if we don't anger them any further."
Chang: "...and then my brother Kruge went missing all those years ago..."
Kirk: "Hey, isn't that the one I kicked into a volcano?"
McCoy: "FLOOD THE WHOLE COMPARTMENT."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I wish we knew where we stood in this trial. Maybe we should poll the jury.

McCoy: Bad Idea. The Jury is aiming disruptors at us.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Klingon Magistrate (off-camera): Therefore, you will... NARFLE THE GARTHOK!

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG: What do you intend to do about this trans-species sex scandal and arms sale, Mr. President?

PRESIDENT: We issue two denials. Then launch a major coverup and bribe people into shutting up.

CHANG:Can someone please change that bulb to something a little brighter, please?

I cannot see what in BLAZES I am doing down here.

WORF: This mission sucks.

PICARD: Wait until you see our NEXT one.

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk and McCoy thought they knew everything about Klingon court rooms until Worf prodded Chang in the ass with a Bat'leth and saxophone music started playing.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "At times like this, I'm reminded of an old saying of my grandfather's, 'What would Jesus do?'"

McCoy: "Get crucified and die a painful death?"

Kirk: "On second thought, let's skip that."

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "At times like this, I'm reminded of an old saying of my grandfather's, 'He who laughs last laughs longest'"

McCoy: "The magistrate's been laughing for fifteen minutes, Jim"

Kirk: "Then they're be no more laughing, will there?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Chang: Captain Kirk did it with Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the lead phase spanner.
McCoy: Had to let him talk you into playing Clue in the original Klingon...didn't yah.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHANG: ...and on top of the previous charges, I accuse Captain Kirk of being a swollen FATASS!!

 

[cooleddie74]

KAMARAG: Will you PLEASE stop staring at that 3-D art poster for five seconds and ANSWER MY DAMNED QUESTIONS, Mister President?!?