Movie Caption Contest #144: You Want More Klingons? You Got 'Em.

[Rat Boy]

No need to take that real personal, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's shake down...

For second thoughts, our winner is...

Kirk: I've never trusted Klingons and I never will, I've never been able to forgive-

Klaa: (over comm) You were saying?

Kirk: -forgive myself for being so distrustful of a kind, warm and loving species.

For explaining what the holdup was, our winner is...

Picard: Deck 16 has really gone down hill.
Lily: Shut up and give me your wallet, baldy!

And for wardrobe choices that's bound to lead to misunderstandings, our winner is...

BARNEY: Nice tux.

Did a free bowl of soup come with it?

Congratulations to the winners! This week, it's all about Klingons...and a Romulan...and a few humans...and a whatever the hell the president is. Have fun:

 

[Rat Boy]

Klingon ambassador: "Are you even listening to me?"

President: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how much of a dumbass you are."

Worf: "No, I have know idea why I'm here, either. Just roll with it."

Now Worf remembered why he stayed on Deep Space Nine.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Klingon Ambassador: "If you can tear yourself away from that Laura Prepon poster for a moment, we do have some official business to discuss!"

Chang: "With all due respect, it's your own fault, Your Honor. You knew they were entitled to one phone call. Why wasn't it given to them at the time of their arrest?"

Picard: "It's going to be a long trip, Mr. Worf, so why don't we start with: Nine thousand four hundred sixty-five bottles of beer on the wall! Nine thousand four hundred sixty-five bottles of beer..."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Picard & Worf singing together: "... 98 bottles of synthahol on the wall, 98 bottles of synthahol. You take one down, pass it around, wake up and perform your duties responsibly the next morning, 98 bottles of synthahol on the wall. 97 bottles of synthahol on the wall, 97 bottles of synthahol..."

 

[Candlelight]

President: "Where's Colonel West?"
Klingon Ambassador: "ME EAT HIM."

Chang: "Don't wait for the translation, answer me now!"
Kirk: "What?"
Chang: "Ah that never works..."

Picard: "...and then I punched the bitch"
Worf: "That's right... that's why I left..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Nanclus: "Shit, you could have eight Romulans standing in the middle of the room and nobody'd notice."

President: "Did you hear something?"

Chang: "Hey look, it's Santa Claus!"

Worf: "Still not as bad as when Sisko made us sing the score from Wicked."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

Klingon ambassador: But how can you do this to me?! To us?!
Federation president: Get over it. We're happy — me and the Romulan ambassador plan to run away to Risa and elope.

McCoy: Jim, these iKlingons suck.

Worf: I am thrilled that Extenze has worked for you, captain, but we are in the middle of chasing Mr. Data.

 

[Rat Boy]

Klingon ambassador: "Look, how was I supposed to know she was your daughter?"

Chang: "And I'm sure you'll agree that these two are clearly guilty. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge."

Worf: "Look, I know this trial is rigged, but could you be less obvious about it?"

Picard (singing): "Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my Poker Face..."

Worf: "Knew I should never haven given him that Lady GaGa album for his birthday."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHANG: Go ahead and try Captain, your service provider is useless out here! Mwhahaahahaha!!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KLINGON: Really Mister President, wood paneling? How gauche!

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the Win!

Guinan: What the &#$% are you all doing in Ten-Forward?!

Odo: And why was I summoned here?!

Chang: As it was plainly obvious, that these two men were in the presence of many witnesses during the time of the murder, of course they are totally guilty!

Worf: This is why people say Military Intelligence is an oxymoron.

Picard: Worf, do you know Gilbert & Sullivan?

Worf: No, but Rodgers and Hammerstein do great Klingon Operas!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: This is a Show Trial!

Chang: It is Not! Oh Darn, MAKEUP!

 

[Rat Boy]

Klingon ambassador: "I was promised pie!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

RING, RING ("TJ Hooker" subspacephone ringtone)

McCoy: "Hello?"

Kirk: "Hello? It's mine..."

McCoy: "Oh."

Kirk: "You've reached Casanova Captain -- the love machi -- Worf? No, sorry -- wrong subspace channel, pal. Tell him you're the son of Moog from what century, so you can avoid disgrace and having your father captured and killed? Look, pal, I got my own problems. Later," hangs up.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Kirk to McCoy: "Can you hear me now?"

 

[Aragorn]

"Having ancestors who have taken on Rambo, RoboCop, Jack Bauer and Michael Kelso does not qualify you to run the United Federation of Planets!"

KIRK: "Well what do you know? The Uhura dance distracts again! Beam us up, Scotty!"

MICHAEL DORN (thinking): "Those X-Men movies have really gotten to Patrick's head. If only NBC had a series about superpowered characters and cast me in a prominent role, that will show him."

 

[LeadHead]

President: (thinking to himself) I'm the President of the United Federation of Planets, why can't I find better help?

Kirk: We plead the 5th!

Worf: SHHH! In Klingon Law, the 5th is disembowelment!

Worf: Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Picard: Stop! That song is a bad omen for Trek movies!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Worf: Ugh — Irving Berlin.

 

[Candlelight]

President: "I agree Mr Ambassador but-"
Klingon: "I'm over here. Christ, how did you get elected? Is the sympathy vote that big in the UFP?"
Romulan: "Ignore him Mr President, he's just-"
Klingon: "He's over there. Seriously, is everyone round here disabled or just people in this office?"

 

[Gepard]

"Bones, this reception is great. It's like you're standing right next to me!"

[Worf shakes his head.]