Movie Caption Contest #14: Generations Gap

[Rat Boy]

What a week, what a week. Thankfully, people found time to pull themselves from all the new movie talk to poke fun at the old movies. Here are the winners:

Valin said:

Kruge: "I hate 'Night Court,' put on 'Taxi' instead."

J. Allen said:

MALTZ: "Just a moment sir... I think I saw Command Gold."
KRUGE: "No, no, it's just a trick of the light."
TORG: "How can you tell? These supposed "Trek XI spy photos" are blurry, vague and undefined!"
KRUGE: "Much like the subplot in this movie."



J.

Kirby said:

Crusher: Yes, we get it Data; you're a robot and you're doing "the robot". Do you have to do it everytime we take a break?

Tharpdevenport said:

Beverly: "Data, those suppositories are way too big."

Congratulations to the winners. And now, the next round:

 

[Kegek]

Tim Russ recalls...
It was an honour to work with James Doohan on the set. He was a real inspiration to me, to take on my role on Star Trek: Voyager. I can still remember what he said to me...

James Doohan: Laddie, this stuff is complete and utter bollocks. But say it like you mean it, and you can have a steady paycheck for years.

Little did Denny Crane know that Alistair Burke had a thing for him...

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Aren't you supposed to be a Vulcan?"

Tuvok: "Aren't you supposed to be trapped in a transporter?"

Scotty: "Touche, laddie."

Picard: "What are we doing here?"

Kirk: "Well, I just thought you were a horse's ass and here we are."

 

[scottydog]

James Doohan: The script says we now do ANOTHER inter-racial kiss.

Tim Russ: Damn. Your mustache is REALLY ticklish.

Kirk: Let him keep licking. The saddle sores will clear up faster.

 

[cultcross]

Stewart: Bill, stop watching the road. Face it. Abrams isn't coming with a last minute invite.

 

[The Old Mixer]

Kegek said:
Tim Russ recalls...
It was an honour to work with James Doohan on the set. He was a real inspiration to me, to take on my role on Star Trek: Voyager. I can still remember what he said to me...

James Doohan: Laddie, this stuff is complete and utter bollocks. But say it like you mean it, and you can have a steady paycheck for years.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "It...it canna be!"

Not Tuvok: "The Enterprise...it has wings!"

 

[Indysolo]

"I wish I knew how to quit you."

Neil

 

[archeryguy1701]

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Tuvok: "Mr. Scott, if you would relinquish transporter controls, I would appreciate my ears back."

 

[The Old Mixer]

Allow me.

archeryguy1701 said:

Tuvok: "Mr. Scott, if you would relinquish transporter controls, I would appreciate my ears back."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTT: Have ye tried reversing the polarity through the EPS conduits by rerouting the vereton flow through a phase emitter?

Not TUVOK: Uh... not till Tuesday.

 

[archeryguy1701]

Thank you Mixer

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: It's a rice picker, laddie. Be careful.

 

[Gertch]

Outpost4 said:
Scotty: It's a rice picker, laddie. Be careful.

That's awesome! Too bad he doesn't listen.

 

[scottydog]

Gertch said:

Outpost4 said:
Scotty: It's a rice picker, laddie. Be careful.

That's awesome!

Indeed. Explains both Tuvok's ears and Scotty's missing finger.

 

[Maurice]

Russ and Doohan's first look at the script.

PICARD: Any fantasy you could dream of, and you pick horses over Edith Keeler? You're not James T. Kirk!

 

[The Old Mixer]

Picard realized that he hadn't traveled back far enough to stop William Shatner's 1978 performance of "Rocketman".

 

[Candlelight]

"There's someone called Welshy trying to contact us"
"Who?"

"And once Geronimo here has given you a good rogering I'll show you the bondage part of the farm."

 

[Rat Boy]

DS9Sega said:

PICARD: Any fantasy you could dream of, and you pick horses over Edith Keeler? You're not James T. Kirk!

Kirk: "Shhhhhhh! You want to get sued by Harlan Ellison?"

 

[Adagio]

Scotty: What the hell? The plot of this movie is phasing in and out of our space-time continuum!

Picard: So, did you find it?
Kirk: I think.......no, no that's not the plot. Looked like it for a second, though.