Movie Caption Contest #14: Generations Gap

[Candlelight]

"Sir, a boarding party of Tribbles just breached deck 15!"
"Nay laddie, it's just the captain's hairpiece goin' for a short stroll"

Once they arrived at the farm in the Caretaker's array they knew Braga had taken too much of his Fanwankerus medication.

 

[Gertch]

"Mr Sulu used to sit there. I had no idea those kinds of files existed on his console. This'll take a wee bit o'scrubbin."

 

[CaptainJon]

Picard: You'd rather be with your horses then your girlfriend?......It's time for me to go.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "Jesus Christ!"

Kirk: "That's right. There was no room at the Inn."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doohan's reactions to seeing the first season of "Star Trek: Voyager" was ... less than satisfactory...

And thanks to the Nexus, Kirk and Picard are able to share a rare "senior moment" together, where neither are quite sure where they are or how they got there.

 

[Outpost4]

Stewart: Bill, no matter what people say, you're definitely not a horse's ass.

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: Well, making you an Andorian is out...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Do you know how to play Ebony and Ivory?"
"On my bagpipes, aye. I've never played a keyboard before."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "You're a Starfleet officer! You have a duty!"

Kirk: "And you're a Starfleet officer who's standing in doody."

Picard: "What, I don't see what you're...oh. Bugger."

 

[ST-One]

Both looking at what the crewman in the front of the image is holding up:

Scotty: 'Laddie, this thing of yours really IS long.'
Not-Tuvok: 'Wait 'till it is erect.'

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Just keep standing there. He'll get the whole carrot.

 

[Candlelight]

"And over here is where I feed my- say... who is that handsome bastard...?"

After Kirk discovered the mirror, the rest of the movie pretty much went out the window.

 

[Amaris]

Year of Hell said:

"And over here is where I feed my- say... who is that handsome bastard...?"

After Kirk discovered the mirror, the rest of the movie pretty much went out the window.

Oh yes!



J.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let 'im finish."

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "I'm sorry. I didn't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."

 

[Rat Boy]

You know, you people aren't making my job any easier with these gems.

 

[Adagio]

Kirk: Ahhhh.......

Picard: Dammit, Jim. You should've gone easy on the beans...

 

[NathanielM]

Scotty: 'Laddie, We have a serious problem, Kirk has a big head and if we canna do anything its going to explode and we'll be covered in Kirk Ego!

Not-Tuvok: Perhaps we can shoot Spock out of the Photon Tube?

Scotty: Nay, It will take more than just spock this time! LOAD THE GREEN BROAD!

Not-Tuvok: Oh NO!!! Anything but that!

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: Hey this looks like the barn where I did all my dates.

Picard: All your female companions?

Kirk: NAAAAH All my animal friends... All the horses, chickens, goats, sheep, dogs...

Picard: UHM thats... Extraordinary!

Horse <Thinking> Bullshit... come over here Shatner, i am gonna so kick yer scrawny little ass...

Kirk: I have got such a woody from this place!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Shatner. Stewart. Equus. 2008.