Movie Caption Contest #138: Damn Fool Idealistic Crusades
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Anakin: Were goona what ? Ewww....wont it gat all stinky?
Dooku; And now over to Marcy with tommorows weather...
Jedi on left; "Our tips are touching! Does that make us gay?
Other Jedi; No...i think its all that stuff in the bedroom last night.
Obi-Wan: "Now is your chance look to rid the franchise of its second most annoying character."
Luke; Cooooool.........!
Vader; Who does your Helmet?
Ackbar: Can someone p-lease get me a viewscreen that isnt blurred ?
ANAKIN: Sorry, babe.
You're not my type.
I need a girl who won't say she's got a headache whenever I whip out my Bionix blocks.
DOOKU: We're in agreement then?
We bring the Republic to its knees within three years...force Supreme Chancellor Palpatine to acede to all our trade and industrial demands...and to wrap things up, we allow our good friend and representative from the Techno Union to run our annual Secret Santa program?
MACE: Be careful. He's a Sith Lord.
KIT FISTO: Big whoop. My grandfather was a union delegate for the Space Mafia.
BEN: Try not to break it, Luke.
It's already been through more than you can possibly imagine...and almost got burnt to a cinder on the sulfur banks of a lava floe.
I'd hate for it to finally meet its end in the hands of a virgin farmboy with a whiny voice and feathered hair.
VADER: Don't toy with me, Bounty Hunter.
I once saw your father get his head chopped off.
And I didn't take my Space Prozac this morning.
It's a FANWANK!!!!!
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PADME: You're a funny little boy.
ANAKIN: You should hear my cousin Shecky Skywalker. He kills 'em at the Space Catskills.
Dooku: "Point of Order - Last one in must buy the table a round. All those in favor?"
DOOKU: Take it from ME, my friends...and learn this well...
Once you go Dark Side? You NEVER go back.
SASEE TIIN: Uh-oh.
Guys?
I...I think I left the engine running in the gunship.
MACE(*Sighing angrily*): Seriously...
dammit, man. I ought to LET the Chancellor kill your dumb ass as a freebie.
Anakin: "One of the older boys told me you girls don't even have a winky at all!"
Padme: "I mentioned that to one of my advisors once. She said I shouldn't worry about it because once I grew up I could have as many of them as I wanted."
ANAKIN: I need a learning experience.
Quick. Flash me your hoo-hah so I can grow up a little in these tough and trying times.
LUKE: Does it look even COOLER when you're stoned and have black lights turned on?
BEN: Ohhhhhh, yeah. You betcha.
Alec Guinness: "A 'male Farrah Fawcett'? Is that really how your agent describes you? Oy vey!"
LUKE: Wow.
BEN: You should see it when you get a girl drunk and naked.
OH.
Wait...never mind. When SOMEONE ELSE gets a girl drunk or naked.
Jehovah's Witnesses in the STAR WARS universe didn't really take "No" for an answer.
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