Our bluescreen backdrops can't withstand wire-hung models of THAT magnitude!!!
Movie Caption Contest #138: Damn Fool Idealistic Crusades
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Our bluescreen backdrops can't withstand wire-hung models of THAT magnitude!!!
ANAKIN: Tell ya what.
Get me a new "Turboman" doll...and Watto and I will help you with your broken starship.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit Quarren krill and brine!!!
BOBA: What about Solo? He's no good to me DEAD.
VADER: He will survive, Bounty Hunter...but when he is released from the carbonite don't be upset and shocked if he does several really bad movies in a row before he makes a good one again.
LUKE: This belonged to my father? How'd YOU get it?
BEN: Let's just say...Anakin didn't take well to vacation spots located near lava floes...and let's leave it at that, shall we?
Luke: "Heh! I'll bet Princess Leia could find some good uses for something like this! Know what I mean?" *wink, wink*
Obi-Wan: "Um...Luke...it would be wise of you to try to avoid such thoughts about Leia. Trust me on this; it will only cause you embarrassment down the road."
BEN: Guard it with your life, young Luke. You will need it one day.
LUKE: For what?
BEN: Well...I wouldn't invest in any expensive, hand-woven pairs of gloves if I were you.
BOBA: We done here, My Lord?
I've got some serious hardcore Coruscant nudie flicks downloading back on my ship and I need to go start on them if I'm gonna finish watching all six by the time I reach Tatooine.
Jabba the Hutt has a thing about that sorta stuff.
Dooku: "Sure, another round for the bar and put it on my tab."
Luke: Wow! A battered lightsaber!! You know how rare a drop this is??!? Now do I do the quest and get Quel'Delar or sell it on the auction house for a ton of gold?
Kenobi: "Please. As soon as Star Wars: The Old Republic comes out, they'll be as common as nerf meat."
The Daleks' Master Plan Episode 2 is found in January 2004, and proves to be shittier than people remember it to be.
NATALIE: You won't be in the next episode, kid.
JAKE: YI-fuckin'-PEE!
KIT: You said they only came in Alderaan Apple, Bothan Blueberry and Gungan Grape.
MACE: Hey, where'd that mofo get Sith Strawberry?!
LUKE: I prefer strawberry.
BEN: Like father like stupid son...
VADER: Does the inside of your helmet smell like lavender, too?
Poggle: "Wrrt click, grnk plot thweep grnuckle, spleel klunge thwiek shwick raklle glunk."
Dooku: "And that will enable us to catch the pigeon?"
Poggle: "Thrrbbb Blethch"
Fett: "Just out of curiosity my Lord, how did the Empire subdue the Wookiees? WMDs? Stormtrooper overload? Bioengineered viruses? Trandoshan overseers?"
Vader: "We whacked them on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. That taught them a lesson, and if that failed, a choke chain."
Calrissian: "It's a good thing this movie is in stereo, or I wouldn't know which fucking one of you was speaking."
Vader: force chokes Calrissian
ANAKIN: You must be an Offworlder.
PADME: How can you tell that?
ANAKIN: You're the only one in this shop that hasn't got Bantha poodoo all over them.
MACE: I SAID...
WE GET FRONT ROW SEATS TO YOUR STATE-OF-THE-REPUBLIC ADDRESS...
Got it?
LUKE: Did my father ever kill anyone with this?
BEN: Best have a seat, son...you might not like this...
VADER: Is Calrissian's cyborg aide still looking at my ass?
BOBA: Yes, My Lord.
VADER: "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" was a BAD policy for the Emperor to impose...I've said it before...I shall say it again.
PADME: How old are you?
ANAKIN: Old enough to know that chest needs some serious work done. Watto's got some good surgeons listed in his computer files if you want me to ask him.
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