Movie Caption Contest #135: Blu-Ray Blues - The Undiscovered Country

[Rat Boy]

Have a seat, because it's time for another caption contest. First, let's berate...

Obviously there were going to be a few Gorkon jokes with our first picture and our winner topped them all with...

Talbot: "Valeris? Er... HE's Gorkon!"

For demonstrating that not even the most minute detail gets past a pair of sharp eyes, our winner is...

Lily: That's the same table you had on the Enterprise-D.

Picard: No it isn't. It has lights and and different colors.

Lily: It's the same table.

Picard: Fine, it's the same table.

Lily leaves

Picard: Wait, how the hell did she know that?

And finally, our Photoshop winner welcomes us all to the jungle...

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green
And the girls are pretty
Take me home

Man, the Beatles, the Monkees, Spinal Tap, Conway Twitty (who was an incorrect guess on Jeopardy the other night and I nearly blew red wine out of my nose), and Guns 'N Roses? Say what you will about the Caption Contest Waiting Room, but at least they're not hurting for musical entertainment. Congratulations to our winners. This week, we hit the rewind button to resume our trek through the Blu-Ray editions of the movies and since TrekCore only had the first four chapters up when I went digging for pictures yesterday, we're stuck with scenes from early in the film. First up, Sulu wonders why Valtane isn't dead. Second, Kirk ponders suing the makers of Just For Men hair coloring. Third, David Warner celebrates making it into two caption contests in a row. And finally, Shatner's finally arrested for making Star Trek 5 while De Kelley is busted for being an accomplice. Happy captioning:

 

[Rat Boy]

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Valtane: "You had Rand do a fan dance?"

Sulu: "Seemed like a good idea at the time."

Shatner: "Jesus, Kim! Don't you ever keep your clothes on?"

Gorkon: "I offer a toast: 'Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub.'"

Kirk: "Hey look, now they're letting us try on bracelets!"

McCoy: "Idiot!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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VALTANE: By the way, sir...nice sideburns this week.

SULU: You just earned yourself a bedroom promotion, Mister!

KIRK: Can someone go ask Mr. Scott what the hell a piece of 24th century technology is doing in my cabin? This damn thing won't even be invented for another couple of DECADES, man!!!

SPOCK: I think you'll find this Romulan ale excellent, General. Chancellor. Madame.

Vintage 2283. Our own Doctor McCoy committed felony shipboarding and theft about eight years ago to acquire the bottle.

 

[cooleddie74]

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KIRK: Either this Klingon is dead...or my wrist chronometer is broken.

McCOY: For that joke I hope they FRY YOU, Jim.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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[/QUOTE] MCCOY: I told you we shouldn't have accepted their dinner invitation! Courtesy and manners be damned!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

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Gorkon: "I offer a toast: 'Two in the pink, one in the stink.'"

Kirk: "Hey, these cuffs are exactly in our size. Makes you wonder if they were planning this all along."

Chang (off screen): "Uh, no! Total coincidence, completely spontaneous, nothing more!"

 

[cooleddie74]

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McCOY: TOLD YA they had stiff penalties for not tipping at dinner, Jim!!!

Good goin'!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

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VALTANE: See the new Vulcan crewman over there, sir? Mister Tuvok?

SULU: What about him?

VALTANE: Whatever you do? If he offers you his own special blend of tea? Or claims he can help you get back home from a great, almost insurmountable distance? Don't take him up on it.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Gorkon: "Captain Spock? Would you kindly not play footsie with my daughter under the table?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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VALTANE: Christ, just how old is Rand?

 

[cooleddie74]

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GORKON: Anyone here interested in dating my daughter must first complete the Painstik ritual. And pay for dinner.

 

[Nerys Myk]

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GORKON: Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

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Valtane: "Sir, one of the officers is wearing a white shirt, but their jacket has a red shoulder strap."

Sulu: "Prepare the airlock, Mr. Valtane."

Kirk: "So I replicated some empty cups and plates. What's it to you?"

Spock: "So, chancellor-"

PfffffAAAAAAAAAAAAAArrrrPPPPPPPpglLGLglllllllGBbbbbbbbbbbb...."

Klingon Officer: "The Chancellor requests that you two put your cocks in this before we begin."

 

[S'kai]

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There were times when being the night shift supervisor at Denny's seemed to go on forever.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Valtane: May I be excused, sir? If I'm here at the end of the movie, it'll cause a continuity glitch with our future Voyager episode.
Sulu: Screw canon, lieutenant commander. You stay put.
Valtane: Speaking of which...about my rank...

Kirk: If you insist on sleeping your way up to the top, lieutenant, who am I to argue?

Gorkon: I offer a toast: To the obvious Shakespearean allusions in this movie!

Kirk: Should've put him on a dietary salad too, Bones.
McCoy: Shut up will yah.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Gorkon: "I offer a toast: 'If you shake it more than twice, then you're just playing with yourself.'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

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SPOCK: The women, how much for your women?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

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Valtane: Psst. Captain. He's married."

Kirk: "Twenty-five years as a starship captain and what do I have to show for it? No home. No family. Nothing...except for the greatest collection of interplanetary porn ever compiled!"

Gorkon: "I offer a toast: To Mr. Spock...for having the balls to actually try to pass off lime-spiked Windex as Romulan Ale."

McCoy: "Oh...geez...Klingons don't respond very well to cordrazine, do they."

 

[LeadHead]

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Thanks for the Win!

Valtane: Captain we're reading a huge energy wave heading right for us!

Entire Bridge crew Except Sulu: That's what She Said!

Sulu: That's it, if they ever do a Flashback episode about us, I am soooo dragging all of you along for the ride!

Kirk: Why is there still food in here?

Valeris: Replicators haven't been invented yet.

David Warner: I propose a toast to Walter Koenig! The only person with the guts to eat any of this crap!

Kirk: Arrested? I thought Klingons didn't take prisoners.

Klingon: Oh, right!

Klingon takes out weapon.

McCoy: Damnit Jim, Shut up!

 

[Candlelight]

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Valtane: "My goatee makes it look like one"
Sulu: "Still not interested"

Kirk: Do the collars match the cuffs lieutenant? Well, not really, but at least the hair matches the plates behind me"

Spock: "Chancellor... weren't you in caption contest 134?"
Gorkon: "No"
Spock: "No seriously, you had a cigarette hanging out of your mouth."
Gorkon: "Not me"
Spock: "C'mon, Nerys Myk even won a photosho-"
Gorkon: "SHUT UP!"

Kirk: "I can't eat this! There's no side salad!"
Chang: "DON'T WAIT FOR THE SIDE SALAD! ANSWER ME NOW!"