Movie Caption Contest #131: Dressing Down, Dressing Up

[Aragorn]

CRUSHER: What's wrong?

PICARD: I was warned never to go to trekbbs.com. I may be scarred for life now.

 

[Candlelight]

CRUSHER: "Is that an iPad?"

PICARD: "No"

*CHIME*

PICARD: "Fuck it!"

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Now just remember Jim, if you try and chug this like you did with that Aldebaran whisky, you'll piss yourself and go blind for at least three hours."

 

[Alrik]

Crusher: "What is it Jean Luc?"

Picard: "Ben Sisko blocked my Friend Request on Facebook."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Picard: "Damn! Risa has a planetwide ten dollar cover charge and two drink minimum now! To hell with that!" *scroll, scroll* "Hmm...what's this 'Wrigley's Pleasure Planet'?"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "I only use it for medicinal purposes."

Kirk: "Good one."

McCoy: "No, seriously, it's a helluva laxative."

Picard: "I still can't tell if it's a bikini or a lamp."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARD: Little mix up with the pictures Deanna and Will sent.

Seems we got the "Honeymoon" pics instead of the Wedding.

 

[Candlelight]

Crusher: "I just halted a very complicated surgery, ignored a call to attend the away team in transporter room one and rudely pushed through a delegation of Klingons to get here. What is it that's so important???"

Picard: "Does this like an armpit to you, or an arse?"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Kirk: "You want me to fill this?"
McCoy: "Starfleet orders sir, they concerned about all the Alien poon-tang you've had over the years, and frankly so am I"

Picard: "Beverly!! I never knew, you saucy girl you." ( smiles )

 

[alte]

Re: Movie Caption Contest #131: Dressing Down, Locking The Door!

Picard: Almost got it...all I need now is a
Janeway Borg...WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[johcomp]

Tomtom: ".....at the end of the sector turn right.....3rd Constellation......."

Picard: "I just can't get the hang of this - I asked it to find the optimum course, bypassing all Neutral Zones"

Tomtom: "...Turn around where possible!"

Picard: "SHIT!!!!"

Crusher: "Why can't you men just stop and ask for directions??"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Crunk juice?
McCoy: I remember your fondness for antiques and 21st century rap.

Picard: You're not the first CMO I've had or the last. I even slept with Dr. Pulaski.
Crusher: Whut?!
Picard: Then there was that layover at DS-9. Must remember to have Mr. Worf send my regards to Julian.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Thanks...but what the HELL is it?!

McCOY: Bolian urine.

Remember? Back on the old Enterprise you once swore you'd drink blue piss if you lost that bet with me and Scotty?

Time to pay up.

BEVERLY: You need Cliff Notes...

for SEE SPOT RUN?!?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: Great...just what I always wanted.

Peppermint Listerine.

McCOY: I kept tellin' and warnin' ya, Jim...if you didn't do somethin' about that awful-ass halitosis...

I would.

 

[Aragorn]

McCOY: If you get IT stuck in there again, you're on your own.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: What is it?

McCoy: This guy named James Spader dropped it off with a case of cigars. He said you'd understand in 20 years.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY: It's a little somethin' my great-great-great grandpa passed down from the 21st century. Somethin' called 'Plax.'

Dunno what it was for...the historical records of that period are kinda fragmentary 'cause of the wars of the time...but it'll give you a major buzz AND make your teeth feel sparkly and clean!!

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD: This Trek BBS board...

Someone should have had the common decency to ban this monstrosity CENTURIES ago.

I think I just lost my will to live.

 

[Isis]

McCoy: "Not to worry about your emergency, Jim. Just make sure you drink this whole bottle and you won't feel a thing over in that chair when I'm doing your root canal."

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: "Just be careful; the lid's a little loose Jim. I was wearing a plain white t-shirt"