BEVERLY: What is it? What's wrong?
PICARD: My subspace subscription to BALD FRENCH SLUTS just got cancelled for 'Non-Payment.'
I knew I forgot to transmit something in last month's datastream.
Movie Caption Contest #131: Dressing Down, Dressing Up
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BEVERLY: What is it? What's wrong?
PICARD: My subspace subscription to BALD FRENCH SLUTS just got cancelled for 'Non-Payment.'
I knew I forgot to transmit something in last month's datastream.
KIRK: Life-size?
McCOY: Not at YOUR age.
Crusher: "Captain, the delegates have left the ship, Worf is on board and I've shaved. Down there. In that shape you like."
Picard: "Wa-hey! Helm, Kinky Shit, ENGAGE!"
Crusher: "Captain, I want you to paint me wearing this.... wearing only this..."
Picard: "A padd? Ooooh that's sexy... why don't you climb on a nacelle while you're at it. Geez, it's no wonder our fans are virgins."
PADD: I'm not getting into any of that kinky shit. There's a reason the iPad left the Starfleet museum.
Crusher: You aren't going to cry again are you? You look like you're about to cry. Everyone hates it when you cry!
Picard: I'm sorry, it happens every time I read my bank statement.
(continues).....or I see pictures of me in a Season 1 uniform!"
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^ ooops. I meant for Picard to be saying that. i guess i need to fix that...
ps, you're sweet
ps, you're sweet
BEVERLY: A new book you've started reading?
PICARD: Not exactly. I just recently discovered that BARELY LEGAL RISANS has a downloadable subspace edition.
KIRK: 2283...
McCOY: Yeah, well it takes the writers a while to figure out what fricking year all this takes place!
Beverly: Jean-Luc, what's wrong?
Picard: Do not look, Beverly. It is what they used to call 'goatse'.
Beverly: "You sent for me?"
Picard: "Yes... we'll wait for Troi to arrive then you two will do something interesting with this cup"
CRUSHER: Jean-Luc...it can't be THAT difficult to memorize the lyrics to "Hello, Goodbye."
What's with the troubleshooting PADD?
Crusher: "Jean-Luc, I'm getting the impression that my being taller than you is really bugging you."
Picard: "Don't be silly, Beverly! I know you were born in Copernicus City, where the Moon's lower gravity caused you to grow taller than you would have on Earth. It's not your fault you're a gangly freak."
Crusher: Anything interesting in your email?
Picard: Scam, Spam, Chain Letter, Scam, oooooo! A Nigerian Prince has an offer for me!
Crusher: Jean-Luc-
Picard: Quiet! I'm sending him the Ships Command Codes!
Actually laughed out loud to this one.
Put the Sony PSP down, Jean-Luc. You can clear Level 25 later!
We have to meet the Ellorans in five minutes!
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