WILL:"This is just how I dreamt and imagined it'd all be...
Except you're not naked. And giving Dr. Crusher a pelvic exam."
Movie Caption Contest #116: Date Night
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WILL:"This is just how I dreamt and imagined it'd all be...
Except you're not naked. And giving Dr. Crusher a pelvic exam."
DECKER:"But you don't know the private parts of 20th century women one-TENTH as well as I do!!"
KIRK:"Don't feel bad. If what a time traveler once told me is true...the two of you are gonna get together one day and have LOTS of kids..."
Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! I'll be my mother and..."
<Riker throws up.>
Decker: "Gah! Not you again! First you take the Enterprise from me and now you're taking my wife?!"
Kirk: "What's in the pan? Your lunch? I'll take that, too!"
Gillian: "'Checking for Borg implants'? What the hell kind of sicko pick-up line is that, you perv? OWWW!!"
Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! I'll be Ilia and you be Decker."
Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Zapp Brannigan, and I'll be Leela."
Riker: "Hey-"
Troi: "HEE-YAH!"
<Troi beats the shit out of Riker in a cartoon-esque manner>
With the camera taking 5 minutes to go around TMP style.
Riker: "So you really didn't mind when I saw your boobs and yelled ITS A FAAKE!"
Troi: "Just like you didn't mind when I grabbed your scrotum and twisted it as hard as I could."
Riker: "Well... my scrotum is a fake."
Kirk: "No lie. In the future, you and I will have the first interracial kiss."
Uhura: "And I supposed you and my green roommate were the first interracial boink?"
Kirk: "Umm... more like the first interracial impotence."
Uhura: "Yes, I've noticed that quite a few of you male cadets seem rather keenly interested in the fact that I share my quarters with a young Orion woman."
Voice (OS): "Giggity!!!"
Riker: "Oh, come on, Deanna, why not? I mean, everyone already thinks we're doing it, anyway."
Troi: "Funny, isn't it? I won't screw you, and no other woman on the ship will screw you because they think I am screwing you. You're definitely screwed, alright."
Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a huge film director, and I'll be someone with a promising acting career."
Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a priest, and I'll be an alter boy"
Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Brannon Braga and I'll be a script template."
Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Wesley Crusher and I'll be Beverly Crusher." *puts hand over mouth* "Oh, Christ, I think I just violated doctor/patient confidentiality! Forget I said that!"
Worf: "Dibs on his anus."
Riker: "Why yes there are"
Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Paris Hilton and I'll be the Denver Broncoes"
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