Movie Caption Contest #116: Date Night

[Bones2]

Shatner: "I...I can't remember my next line..."
Waiter: "Shhhh, It's written on here."

Frakes: "Tell me again what a great director I am."
Marina: "You're a great director, Jonathan."
Frakes: "You know we have a bath scene later? I wonder what I'll get to direct in the next film..."

Uhura: "Klingon? Sorry, no. But I know loads of dialects of Romulan. Besides, when would I ever need to know Klingon? And how could it possibly ever affect you?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Gaila and I are getting married. Once we finish this mission to Vulcan we're gonna steal a shuttle and head for somewhere quiet. I only hope she got my message about the dodgy shields aboard the Farragut."

"She's fucked"

"I know, but she's so hot"

The beauty of this one is that the dialogue works both ways.

That was the idea.

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "I don't get it. Why are you studying those tin-plated pepper pots from Doctor Who?"
Uhura: "No, I said dialects."

 

[Bones2]

Kirk: "Nice earrings, when does Pat from Eastenders want them back?"





Come on, someone here must get it. Anyone?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Gillian: "Touch my tit and you die!"

Chris Pine totally blowing his one big chance...

Saldana: "You know, you actually do kinda look like a young William Shatner."

Pine: "And you look like a young - and even more beautiful - Nichelle Nichols...minus a couple of cup sizes, of course..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Waiter, handing over pizza: "Here, lady: from the looks of this guy's shirt, this's the only sausage you're getting tonight ..."

Riker's smiles ended when he found the "Worf's House" tattoo circling her anus.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: Data says your breasts can be used as a flotation device.

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "Your lap is lumpy"
Troi: "Hmm. Maybe Beverley was right. My clitoris IS firming up"

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "Ball gag?"
Troi: "Enemas."
Riker, rising: "Either way, I'll get the tarp ..."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi: "So I'm guessing from that goofy grin on your face that five times in a row is a new personal record for you?"

 

[BriGuy]

Kirk: Sorry, she's got a buzz and I want to get some while it's hot.

 

[BriGuy]

Riker: But really, Deanna, is a cutout of James T. Kirk really necessary?

Troi: Absolutely. Yes.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Troi: "Well, don't get too pleased with yourself. Multiple orgasms are common in Betazoid women."

 

[scottydog]

Riker: "Don't worry. I'm from Alaska. I'm used to frigid women."

 

[scottydog]

Uhura: "Your huge oversized hands are such a contrast to what they'll be feeling tonight."

Kirk: "Your small boobies?"

Uhura: "No, your dick you idiot." < leaves >

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "Is it just me, or does it feel really dry around here?"

*Troi smashes her elbow in Riker's face*

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: What's his problem?

Troi: He's the only one aboard who didn't get younger.

 

[Finn]

Riker: I went to the holodeck this morning...

Troi: and...?

Riker: I found this interesting holoprogram about a lost ship. I was the first officer. I learned about what to do about my love life with the borg drone they had aboard.

Troi: Will....

Riker: What?

 

[Captain Crow]

Waiter: Sir, if you don't stop trying to contact Tokyo with the mother from Seventh Heaven I'll have to call the police.

Kirk: Can I grab one of your boobs while I order a pizza?

Kirk: Is heaven missing an angel? 'Cause you've got nice cans.

Riker: Now I've got two beards. The one on my face and you.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Riker: Desert?
Troi: Creampie.
Riker: My favorite!

Riker: Smells like rotten tuna.
Troi: That's not me. The office smells like that because of its previous owner--Kathryn Janeway.