Movie Caption Contest #116: Date Night

[Jonas Grumby]

Sirtis: "Funny how here we are in a post-coital scene, but because it's television we're both still fully dressed. Yep, full uniforms. Really, really funny."

Frakes: "Oh, come on! Are you still pissed off because I conned you into rehearsing the scene nude?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Hey...dude?

Look at THIS.

Her right tit is fake."

RIKER:"I sure hope that was your chair squeaking.


And smelling."

UHURA:"I'm impressed...at first I thought you were just a dumb hick from a Lindsay Lohan movie who only stars in bad teen-oriented chick flicks."

KIRK:"Well...not ONLY."

 

[cooleddie74]

WAITER:"Would this be a bad time to mention all waiters at this joint get a mandatory 25% tip...AND a shot to cop a feel off the lady at the table?"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "You'll have to forgive me. I'm from the distant future. I'm afraid I don't quite understand exactly how this 'tit for tat' works..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

RIKER: Next time could you put on a pair of glasses and say "You Betcha"?

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "I know that look: you want to choke me with the toilet seat again tonight, don't you, you scamp? <swats his shoulder>"

Bob the Waiter: "If you want whales, don't bother looking in this broad's blouse."

 

[Candlelight]

Waiter: "Who wants the bad news?"
Kirk: "I'll take it"
Waiter: "Your hair is fake"
Kirk: "Hmm, that is bad news"
Gillian (starts to leave, fucked off): "What you don't have decent toupee makers in the 24th century!?!"
Kirk: "Well we don't..."

RIKER: "I guess it all began with that transporter accident and getting marooned on that planet. Boy, was I pissed when I found out that a duplicate of myself had been created and was serving on a starship..."

TROI: "Will...?"

RIKER: "That's the fucker's name!"

UHURA: "I'm impressed...at first I thought you were just a dumb hick that had sex with farm animals?"

KIRK: "I thought you were a decent actress?"

UHURA: "Touche..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "How's about we shave the hairiest parts of our bodies?"
Troi: "You'll have to help me reach my back."

 

[Nerys Myk]

GRIGNAK: Bill you pay or dishes you wash!

 

[Candlelight]

GRIGNAK:"Nipple tweaking is not! Is restaurant policy forbidden!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"You picked a horrible time to get flirty, Will!

I just ate two whole vegetarian bean casseroles!"

 

[cooleddie74]

BOB:"Hey, weren't you the guy from that idiotic spider movie from about ten years ago?"

KIRK:"Let's pay the check and get outta here. Now."

 

[Finn]

Waiter: An Eric Camden just called. He's on the way here and he says if you sees you with her, he's going to DECK you.

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "Riker to bridge. I have just made it with a woman. Inform the crew"

*sound of Worf ripping Data in half is heard*

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "Is this the part where I start pushing?"

Troi: "NO! The hot water and towels aren't here yet!"

 

[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"Pick which blue wine glass I'll be using on you tonight."

WILL(*gulps in horrified pleasure*)

 

[Nerys Myk]

GILLIAN: Well this is a bit awkward.

KIRK: Tell me about it.

 

[Candlelight]

GILLIAN: Well this is a bit awkward.

KIRK: Tell me about it.

WAITER: Oh I guess I get the bad news..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Dryhumping, Betazed-style.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Admiral Nogura gave her to me. Sorry, dude."