Movie Caption Contest #116: Date Night

[Jonas Grumby]

Riker: "Pegging? I don't even know what that is."

Troi: "You forget I'm Betazoid, Imzadi. Your lips may say 'No,' but the images in your mind of your last vacation on Risa say 'Yes! Yes!'"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Troi: "You comfy down there?"

Riker: "Oh yeah."

Troi: "Good, because I just farted."

Riker: "Sweet merciful crap! It's worse than an unbathed Ferengi!"

Troi: "Maybe next time you'll remember to shave that fucking beard, eh?"

 

[Candlelight]

Ten seconds later, Troi threw up on Riker.

Two seconds after that, Riker had an orgasm.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Thanks for getting him warmed up. I can take it from here.

 

[Candlelight]

"...itzz you bastardss... <hic>, hey... hey wha- what the fucka yous doins in my room... you dons you donnnn you can't be here... I'll fuckin... I'll thump the lot a ya... what you lookin at ya fat... ya stinkin bumhead, this ish my room FUCCCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

*falls down asleep*

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "... and then Beverly said 'croissant' like a douchebag again, so I slapped her across the fucking face."
Riker, laughing: "'Quay-saunt!' <smacks hands together> POW!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Of all the different points in history, parallel universes, and alternate realities you could have taken V'Ger to, you stopped at a pizza place?"

Decker: "I was hungry!"

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Riker: "You know your breasts look alot bigger from this angle"

Troi: "Thanks"

Uhura: "$50 same as in town"

Kirk: "Really?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Uhura: Sorry, I don't need a douche. I had one earlier.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Troi: "Have you any idea what it's like to have the wind rushing through your hair, Will?"
Riker: "No."
Troi farts loudly: "Now you have."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk (leeringly): "Care for a little prick tonight?"

Uhura: "No thanks, little prick."

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Worf, and I'll be me."
<His smile fades. He exits, frowning.>

 

[Bones2]

Decker: "When I thought I was going to become a new stage of human evolution, this wasn't what I pictured..."

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Worf, and I'll be me."
<His smile fades. He exits, frowning.>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Riker, and I'll be Picard."
<Riker's smile widens, reaches up and kisses Troi like never before>

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Worf, and I'll be me."
<His smile fades. He exits, frowning.>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Riker, and I'll be Picard."
<Riker's smile widens, reaches up and kisses Troi like never before>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be me, and I'll be you."
<Riker falls asleep.>
Troi: "Hey!"

 

[LeadHead]

The true origin of this line...

Uhura: Do you always fly women at warp speed Mister Kirk?

Kirk: Only when they're within visual range.

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Worf, and I'll be me."
<His smile fades. He exits, frowning.>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Riker, and I'll be Picard."
<Riker's smile widens, reaches up and kisses Troi like never before>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be me, and I'll be you."
<Riker falls asleep.>
Troi: "Hey!"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Wesley, and I'll be fandom."
<Troi kills Riker in a fit of rage>

 

[Bones2]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Worf, and I'll be me."
<His smile fades. He exits, frowning.>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Riker, and I'll be Picard."
<Riker's smile widens, reaches up and kisses Troi like never before>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be me, and I'll be you."
<Riker falls asleep.>
Troi: "Hey!"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be this film and I'll be the audience."
<Troi falls asleep.>

 

[LeadHead]

Riker: Who's that?
Troi: Crazy lady I've been treating, she's on some NBC show about Nurses.

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Riker, and I'll be Picard."
<Riker's smile widens, reaches up and kisses Troi like never before>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be me, and I'll be you."
<Riker falls asleep.>
Troi: "Hey!"

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be Wesley, and I'll be fandom."
<Troi kills Riker in a fit of rage>

Riker: "How about a little role-play sex? Spice things up."
Troi: "Sure! You be a starship, and I'll be spacedock."
<A really awkward and overall disturbing sex scene occurs>