Movie Caption Contest #114: Space Invaders

[Maurice]

Not Neelix: I'm sorry gentlemen, but the dress code requires jacket and tie.

 

[Shatmandu]

One of Two: "You will be assimilated."
Two of Two: "Except for the balding-douchebag porno 'stache."
One of Two: "Yeah, you're right. Fuck that shit."

 

[Candlelight]

Shinzon: Viceroy, now that the Romulan Senate's been dissolved, we need to move forward with our plans. What's our status?
Viceroy: The Scimitar's warp engines are down, the thalaron generators are leaking and will be offline for at least a day. The main computer is down for repairs and all toilets on the ship are backed up.
Shinzon: Jesus Christ... Could this day get any worse?!?

Viceroy: We're also out of coffee-
Shinzon: DAMMIT IF I TOLD THEM ONCE I TOLD THEM A THOUSAND TIMES BRING EXTRA COFFEE.

 

[Rat Boy]

Shinzon: "All right, who forgot to turn off the cloning machine?"

 

[Alrik]

Shinzon: "Great. Now I feel like the white meat in a Reman sandwich."

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Shinzon: Guards! Make sure Picard doesn't leave this room until I come and get 'im.

Guard #1: Not to leave the room even if you come and get him.

Shinzon: No, no. Until I come and get 'im.

Guard #1: Until you come and get him, we're not to enter the room.

Shinzon: No, no, no. You stay in the room and make sure 'e doesn't leave.

Guard #1: And you'll come and get him.

Shinzon: Right.

 

[Candlelight]

Worst porno start ever:

Viceroy: "Shinzon, you're looking a little tired. Let us help you lie down..."

*bow chikka bow bow*

 

[Odo's Bucket]

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[Odo's Bucket]

"NO NO NO, it's step 2, 3, step 2, 3."

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"We are the Borg, you will be assimilated.... on second thoughts, no you won't add anything too the collection...."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

"I am the great and powerful OZ"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Shinzon (to his right): What's your name?
Reman #1: Asshole, sir. Viceroy Asshole.
Shinzon (to his left): And yours?
Reman #2: Asshole, sir. Vice Viceroy Asshole.
Shinzon: I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes.

 

[John Picard]

[sound of door crashing open and hurried footsteps] "Mister Shinzon!"

Shinzon: "Not *now*, Madeline."

 

[Shatmandu]

Viceroy, to Shinzon: "Can we get pizza for lunch?"
Vicelarry: "I want Chinese."
Viceroy: "We had Chinese on Monday."
Vicelarry: "SO?"
Viceroy: "So, that shit's bad for you."
Vicelarry: "Like pizza's any better."
Viceroy: "They should make Chinese Pizza."
Vicelarry: "That would fucking RULE!"
Viceroy, to Shinzon: "Can we get Chinese Pizza?"

 

[Starpaul20]

Viceroy: Shinzon, our new motivational speaker is here.
Shinzon: Send him in.
Hartman: JESUS H CHRIST! YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE! I DON'T LIKE THE NAME SHINZON, ONLY FAGOTS AND BAD MOVIE CHARACTERS ARE CALLED SHINZON. DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Shinzon: *groans*

 

[Rat Boy]

Viceroy: Shinzon, our new motivational speaker is here.
Shinzon: Send him in.
Hartman: JESUS H CHRIST! YOU'RE SO UGLY YOU COULD BE A MODERN ART MASTERPIECE! I DON'T LIKE THE NAME SHINZON, ONLY FAGOTS AND BAD MOVIE CHARACTERS ARE CALLED SHINZON. DO YOU SUCK DICKS?
Shinzon: *groans*

Shinzon (thinking): This is worse than when that Colonel Tigh guy showed up and got so drunk that he puked all over the map on the floor.

 

[John Picard]

Viceroy "Are you scared?"
Vicelarry: "I'm scared only of your ugly face!"
Viceroy: "I'm your twin, you stupid genius...! "

 

[cooleddie74]

BORG DRONE ON LEFT:"This is for ruining VOYAGER with your idiotic cocker spaniel of a character..."

VICEROY:"Headache, Praetor?"

SHINZON:"A doozy...and its gotten progressively worse every day since I first read this awful script."

 

[cooleddie74]

ETHAN PHILLIPS:"Tell Rick and Brannon I'M SORRY for helping to tank one of their shows!!! PLEASE!!! Spare me!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Tina Turner (off screen and singing): "We don't need another hero!"

Hardy: *sigh*

 

[Nerys Myk]

VOMIT: We finally get out of the waiting room only to wind up in this POS?

GRIGNAK: Nemesis is movie forbidden.

SHINZON: Just when I thought my day couldn't get any worse.