Movie Caption Contest #114: Space Invaders
- Thread starter Rat Boy
- Start date
- Status
Viceroy: "What is troubling you?"
Shinzon: "Sombreros and nude jumping jacks. There's just no way i'm going to make it onto "Fringe" in this outfit. I CANNOT COMPETE!!!!!!!!!
"We intercepted no transmission... This is a consular ship... we're on a diplomatic mission..."
"If this is a consular ship where are the- oh they're over there at my table, my bad"
"I hate bathroom attendents... why can't they just let me shit in peace?"
Shinzon: "Don't look at his man boobs... don't look at his man boobs..."
Hardy: "First the dog of a movie and now this! Embarrassment and humiliation as the subject of a caption contest!
Perlman: "Now you see why being buried under pounds of makeup has it's advantages......"
Shinzon: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Jean-Luc Picard
Scott : What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Shinzon: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
Shinzon: All right guard, begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism.
[guard starts dipping mechanism]
Shinzon: Close the tank!
Scott: Wait, aren't you even going to watch them? They could get away!
Shinzon: No no no, I'm going to leave them alone and not actually witness them dying, I'm just gonna assume it all went to plan. What?
Scott: I have a gun, in my room, you give me five seconds, I'll get it, I'll come back down here, BOOM, I'll blow their brains out!
Shinzon: Scott, you just don't get it, do ya? You don't.
Shinzon: "I have an owie on my head."
Viceroy: "Do you want the Viceroy to kiss it better?"
Shinzon: "Yes please."
Noname Reman: "We have the Enterprise."
Shinzon: "On screen... ... No more time for negotation Picard, I will make you suffer as I have suffered, I'll destroy all you hold dear. I'll destroy Earth, I'll erase this pathetic Federation of yours, I'll kill your ship, and in the end, when you have lost everything, when you're in the dirt, begging for mercy, begging for release, I'll kill you too. Shinzon out.
...
...
About this owie."
Viceroy: "Come to Viceroy."
Shinzon: "That is the biggest staff i have ever seen!"
Viceroy: "And that sir, is why we are called 'Ream-ins'!"
*crickets*
Viceroy: Are you ill, my master?
Shinzon: No. No. Just realizing that my participation in this will be the end of my career and that I'll have to turn to illicit drugs and alcohol to quell my disappointment.
Viceroy: Anything the matter, my lord?
Shinzon: Oh, I'm just having a pity party and you're not invited.
Shinzon: <to self> "Some days I wish I had just stayed down in the mines."
- Status
Similar threads
