Movie Caption Contest #110: Blu-Ray Blues - The Search For Spock

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Damnit, Jim. I'm a doctor, not some psych ward patient.

Kirk: Bones, this is no time for your Reverend Jim impersonation.

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Sorry, Bones. It's a new Starfleet regulation: 'The ship's doctor may spend no more than 3 minutes licking and groping his patients while they perform nude jumping jacks."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

McCoy: "Whatd'ya mean the leafs finaly won the Stanley Cup?"

Scotty "Only two Orion slave girls? Ya Pussy"

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Computer, Destruct Sequence 1, Code..... awww damn.
Scotty: Don't look at me.
Kirk: Computer, I forgot my password.
Chekov: It's sending a link to your email.
Kirk: Dang, I left my iPhone on Earth.
Scotty: So what do we do Sir?
Kirk: Try my mothers Maiden name.
(BOOM)

 

[Captain Crow]

Valkris: I got the George Wendt and Jon Pertwee impersonators you asked for.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Damnit, Jim. Think of all the money we could be saving by switching over to Geico!

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "No one has EVER, and I mean EVER, accused me of having bags under my eyes!"

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: I am the Master. You will obey me.

 

[Candlelight]

I'm back! Damn, a fine selection for a week I missed out on. Ah well, some late entries (and apologies if these have already been done, don't have time to look through all the entries):

The two crew members, whispering:

"Man that woman has been tough to work under but what an amazing rack"
"Then you've seen them?"
"Yeah"
"Unfortunate..."
"...yes, my lord..."

"You're giving me a prostate exam?? Now????"

"You fuck"

"No Chekov, not that button. Oh let Scotty do it. It's right there. Below your middle finger"
"Up your shaft"

 

[Candlelight]

"I swear Jim... I saw him!"
"Bones... is this some pathetic excuse to introduce another ongoing character in these caption contests?"
"Jim...! GROIN RAPUNZEL IS REAL!!! REAAAALLLL!!!!!!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: My god, Jim! It's true--Uhura has a pussy troll!

 

[Daneel]

McCOY: "My god, Jim... weren't your eyes blue when we first met?!"

KIRK: "Well, yeah, and yours were brown. We switched them, remember?"

McCOY: "We... switched our eyes?"

KIRK: "Yeah, it was right after we were both assigned to the Enterprise. We were celebrating, we both got really wasted, and then you said you thought it would be funny if we switched eyes. I said no, you called me a chicken-shit, so I said yes, and we got the procedure done in a little clinic just outside of Prague. We left Spacedock the next day."

McCOY: "Really? Huh, I don't recall that..."

KIRK: "It was right after we picked up those Andorian hookers."

McCOY: "Oh yeah... Damn, those were some good times."

 

[LeadHead]

Commander Kruge, this is Valkris, and the only time your name will be said in this movie.

Kevin Skinner won "America's Got Talent?!"

Kirk: What systems still work?
Scotty: The Red Lights.
(Lights go out)

 

[Candlelight]

Chekov: "Vot are our chances, Keptin?"
Kirk: "Not good. Hell, we got more chance of going back in time and finding two whales in order to communicate to an alien!"
*cue uncontrollable laughter*