Movie Caption Contest #103: These are a Few of My Favorite Scenes

[Triskelion]

Thanks guys!

 

[Rat Boy]

And I really wanted judging this to be easy for this week.

 

[cooleddie74]

SHAT KIRK:"Don't blame ME!!! He's the bastard who pooped on the cave floor!!!

SEE? He's embarrassed by his own handiwork!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Deanna...didn't you warn him NOT to attempt drunken sex with the vacuum hose?"

 

[Shatmandu]

And I really wanted judging this to be easy for this week.

It really is the hardest part.

Joe, who'll be in that spot later tonight

 

[Shatmandu]

Riker: "He's going to yank on his testicles until the Voyager caption contest is changed out?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Zefram Cochrane was usually at his lowest whenever drunk...and singing "Faith of the Heart" at the top of his lungs over the bar's karaoke system.

 

[Alrik]

Riker: "D'ya hear that? I've gotta find Beverly. I think we've got our new 'lead'. This guy has perfect pitch."

Troi: "Not much for keeping on task, are ya Will?"

 

[SeerSGB]

Nichols: what you mean that Obama kid working on the floor is going to president someday...and why did you laugh when I call my stockbroker and told him buy GM?

 

[Rat Boy]

Kelley and Doohan couldn't believe that it took Alex Henteloff this long to get a convention appearance.

 

[Nerys Myk]

If I may add the Real Slim Scotty on lead vocals:

 

[Captain Crow]

Woman, singing: What did we learn on the show tonight, Craig?

Shatner: SHOOT HIM!

Cat: Meow.

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Computer, doesn't this guy look like the mailman from Seinfeld?

 

[cooleddie74]

WILL:"He knows all the lyrics to Hotel California?!

History never recorded that!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Breaker, Breaker, Smokey...this here's the Haggis Bandit...comin' at ya on the borgas flip side!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Something you only notice in caption contests...

Nichols: "Transparent aluminum? Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."

 

[Gertch]

Riker is amazed at Troi's ventriloquist act.

Nichols: "What are you talking about. Paneling will stay in style for a hundred years."

 

[LeadHead]

Nichols: NOT NOW MADELINE!!!! NOT NOW TERESA!!!! NOT NOW JENNIFER!!!
McCoy: Who are you talking too?
Nichols: What, this guy can serenade the computer mouse, but I can't yell at imaginary women?

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[Triskelion]

Riker: You're not...are you?
Troi: Mmpf.