Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[Alrik]

Carl: "Dis is da way to run my ho's. Jus kick back, open a 40, an let the tech do da work. It ain't easy being sleezy."

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock's MySpace photo shows how hip and with it he is.

 

[Gertch]

"Kirk, I have a bone to pick with you."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Jump, the Nexus is down there!

Soran: Okay!

(Soran jumps and dies)

Kirk: You really couldn't have thought of that yourself?!

 

[LeadHead]

Soran: I dropped the Phasers over the edge.

Kirk: Great, we're all too old for a fist fight, now what are we going to do?

(Bridge collapses, taking Soran and Kirk with it)

Picard: (Shouting after Kirk) WAS IT FUN?

Kirk: WHAT DO YOU THINK?!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Spock: John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band.

Computer: Correct!

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Can I phone a friend?

 

[Candlelight]

"Who built these bridges? Don't you have transporters that can simply beam you to the location where the Nexus will take you? I mean it just seems like an awful lot of effort for something that's all gonna be over in like 10 seconds"

"Are you going to bore me to death?"

"Oh YOU'RE Soren. I was just being a prick"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Sorry, Picard, as much as I'd LOVE to take you both on at once, I'm certain your new friend has just maxed out the load bearing capacity of this bridge."

 

[Captain Crow]

(cheesy 1970's style porn music plays)

Picard: That's right Sulu, show that bitch who's Captain.

Carl Spock: Who be da one dat done put a porn filter on Carl's compooter!?! Carl needs to be able to see him some big tittied big assed bitches on the internets!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Welcome aboard the Enterprise, I'm Captain- Hey! You're the one who outbid me in the ebay auction for the cane!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: That's a big bone you got there. Lucky for you, my helmsman got his own ship.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Picard: "You want to destroy the ship and retreat. You coward."

Worf: "It's not retreating! It's... attacking in the opposite direction!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Kirk: Sulu, when I said put a banana in his tailpipe that's not what I meant!

Kelley: Careful George, if you do that too hard you'll knock the set wall down.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Worf: She... she... Doctor Crusher... she stuck her finger down my fanny during my physical.
Picard: Oh, come on, Worf. Don't be such a baby. Wait 'til she shoves her whole fist up your ass then we'll talk.

Fisting, 23rd Century Style

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Gorn porn."
Computer: "CORRECT!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Carl: "Sumbitch don't know the difference between MS Paint and Photoshop. Gonna take more than a 'fro comb to sort this out."

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: Giving uncomfortable rectal exams is my job Sulu. You should at least be using a glove as well as your hand.

Carl Spock: Dat's nasty. Carl don't like to be seein' dat homeopathic dude doin' a dude sex stuff. Carl likes to be watchin' a dude doin' a bitch or a bitch doin' a bitch, an every once in a while a bitch doin' a dude.

Computer: FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! Play him off, Keyboard Cat! Play him off, Keyboard Twitty! Play him off, Keyboard Grignak!

 

[cooleddie74]

GORKON:"Is that a gut in your pocket,
Captain...or are you just too fat to see me?"