Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game

[Alrik]

Picard: "Ah, Sulu's famous 'Atomic Wedgie'......

......that never gets old."

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "Can we get Tech Support in here please? The Teleprompters are out of sync again."

 

[Alrik]

SORAN:"Hey. I can see my house from here."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "So Mr. Worf, was the Body Cavity Search eveything that you remembered?"

Worf: "Yes Sir, and then some. She's still using the entire fist."

KIRK:"My god Bones........what have I done?"

McCoy: "From the looks of it, walked us onto the set of a Gay Porn movie."

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "So THIS is Sulu's new sex doll? It looks so lifelike that it's almosty scary."

Scotty: "Aye Sir. Talked t' the damn thin' fer nearly a minute before I realized it weren't one of me men."

Kirk: "Well it seems that the sides have been chosen and the lines drawn. If you will all follow me, we can let the Dodge Ball game begin."

 

[Nerys Myk]

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SULU (Looks as 'tache): Didn't you do some gay porn back in the 70s?

GUARD: I was in college!!!! I had tuition to pay!!!!!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Ha! My "Ass Rubbing Clone" joke -- who knew anyone here would rmemeber that one! Here is the image that got me one of my 7 wins:

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"How the hell am I supposed to FINISH if you two keep peeking in and asking if I'm done yet?!

Cockblockers!!"

SORAN:"Great. It's my oxycontin-fueled wet dream all over again...in real life."

 

[tharpdevenport]

And now -- the return of the Ass-Rubbing Clone:

 

[Alrik]

SULU: "All I'm sayin' is you seem a little lite in the loafers.....and I should know.....big boy."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Don't call me metrosexual."

 

[Alrik]

Sulu thinking: *My gaydar is pinging a solid 10 here. Mmm.*

 

[Candlelight]

"OK, we'll do this, but these things are deadly. I mean you could cut someone's fucking arm off with one of these"

 

[Alrik]

Eager to follow in the success of the action packed STAR TREK, the latest Director's cuts of the original movies offered some interesting updates.

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[trampledamage]

KIRK: Glad you like it, Chancellor - keep it by all means, we have plenty!
SPOCK (whispers): But that clone is mine, Captain!

 

[LeadHead]

You know, when they said we'd be filming in Nevada, this isn't what I had in mind.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Glad you like it, Chancellor - keep it by all means, we have plenty!
SPOCK (whispers): But that clone is mine, Captain!

YODA: Begun, the Clone Wars have.

 

[Candlelight]

Wouldn't be a 100th contest without an appearance by you-know-who...

 

[Candlelight]

"I must apologise for the latte Ambassador, our coffee-making asswipe is normally better than that"
"Captain, you haven't tasted asswipe until you've had it in the original Klingon"
"..."