Most Quotable Movie?

[Flying Spaghetti Monster]

Wienberg:
""I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection." "Overruled." "Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider."

 

[Mistral]

Airplane, Casablanca-both are monuments to quotability. Star Wars. Office Space.

 

[Davros]

Repo Man

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Smokey, you are entering the world of pain"

This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

"Those fucking amateurs!"

Or basically everything Walter Sobchak says or does.

The TV edit of this scene always cracks me up.

"Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens, Larry? Do you see what happens WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE GRASS!?"

 

[Mr. B]

I too would like to vote for Casablanca.

 

[mredom]

The Godfather:

1) Don Corleone: Bonasera. Bonasera. What have I ever done to make you to treat me so disrespectfully. If you had come to me in friendship then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies then they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you.

2) Sonny: Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?

3) Don Corleone: Do you spend time with your family? Good. Because a man that doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

4) Don Corleone: I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can be careless. But not men.

5) Johnny Fontane: Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do.
Don Corleone: [shouts] You can act like a man!
[he slaps Johnny]
Don Corleone: What's the matter with you. Is this how you turned out? A Hollywood finocchio that cries like a woman.
[Don Corleone imitates him sobbing]
Don Corleone: "What can I do?"
[cut to Tom who is laughing]
Don Corleone: "What can I do?" What is that nonsense. Ridiculous.

6) Don Corleone: I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.

7) Peter Clemenza: Leave the gun. Take the cannoli

8) Kay Adams: Michael, you never told me you knew Johnny Fontane!
Michael: Sure, you want to meet him?
Kay Adams: Well, yeah! Sure.
Michael: My father helped him with his career.
Kay Adams: How did he do that?
Michael: ...Let's listen to the song
Kay Adams: [after listening to Johnny for a while] Tell me, Michael. Please.
Michael: ...Well when Johnny was first starting out, he was signed to a personal services contract with this big-band leader. And as his career got better and better he wanted to get out of it. But the band leader wouldn't let him. Now, Johnny is my father's godson. So my father went to see this bandleader and offered him $10,000 to let Johnny go, but the bandleader said no. So the next day, my father went back, only this time with Luca Brasi. Within an hour, he had a signed release for a certified check of $1000.
Kay Adams: How did he do that?
Michael: My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.
Kay Adams: What was that?
Michael: Luca Brasi held a gun to the bandleader's head, and my father assured him that either his signature or his brains would be on the release.
Kay Adams: ...
Michael: ...That's a true story.
[cut to Johnny singing again for about 10 more seconds before going back to Michael]
Michael: That's my family Kay, that's not me.

I could go on, and on, and on.

Best. Movie. Ever.

 

[TheArsenal]

Best. Movie. Ever.

Correct.

 

[TheBrew]

"Smokey, you are entering the world of pain"

This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

"Those fucking amateurs!"

Or basically everything Walter Sobchak says or does.

One of my favorites: "We don't roll on Shabbos."

 

[Shurik]

"Smokey, you are entering the world of pain"

This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

"Those fucking amateurs!"

Or basically everything Walter Sobchak says or does.

One of my favorites: "We don't roll on Shabbos."

"Shomer fucking Shabbos!"
And then Jesus' reaction to moving the game to Wednesday "It don't matter to Jesus!"

The TV edit has no f-words at all? One of the best things in this movie is a colourful language ...

 

[Servo]

"Smokey, you are entering the world of pain"

This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

"Those fucking amateurs!"

Or basically everything Walter Sobchak says or does.

One of my favorites: "We don't roll on Shabbos."

"Shomer fucking Shabbos!"
And then Jesus' reaction to moving the game to Wednesday "It don't matter to Jesus!"

The TV edit has no f-words at all? One of the best things in this movie is a colourful language ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqtgfjkB6Pg

 

[Ptrope]

Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.

--Ted

Damn straight!

" 'Scuse me while I whip this out!"
"Man, you are so talented. And they are so dumb!"
"Awww, Mongo straight!"
"Candygram for Mongo!" (later immortalized in the title of the Rush song Anagram (for Mongo) )
"Can't you see that's the last act of a desperate man?" "I don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth! We're leavin'!"
"I didn't hire you to dance around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"
"More beans, Mr. Taggart?" "I'd say you've had enough!"
"Is it twue what they say about how you people are ... gifted?"
"Schwarzes! Dey darker than we are! Woof!"
"There, there ... it's just a man and a horse, being hung ..."

---

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "What knockers!"
Inga: "Oh, thank you, Doctor!"

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged."
Inga: "His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: "Exactly."
Inga (pauses): "He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker."
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (pauses): "That goes without saying ..."
Inga: "Voof!"
Igor: "He's going to be very popular."

Inspector Kemp: "A riot is an ugly thing ... und, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun!!"

Inga: "Put... ze candle... back!!!"

 

[Argus Skyhawk]

The Absolute Most Quotable Movie? Ever?

The Princess Bride has to be way up there. I cannot see a name-tag that reads "Hello, my name is..." without thinking "... Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die!"

 

[Mistral]

Re: The Absolute Most Quotable Movie? Ever?

The Princess Bride has to be way up there. I cannot see a name-tag that reads "Hello, my name is..." without thinking "... Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die!"

I just got a t-shirt that's printed like that!LOL! My new favorite shirt!

Ptrope-you missed one(no, two) of my favorites:

"One wrong move and the niggah gets it!"
"Careful, folks, I think he means it!"

"Oh boys! Lookee what I got here!"
"Where are all da white women!"

 

[Lindley]

Re: The Absolute Most Quotable Movie? Ever?

"The floor's on fire. AND the chair!"

"Son, I'm sorry. They got us."

"But in the Latin alphabet.....Jehovah begins with an I."

 

[Kira's Mom]

Re: The Absolute Most Quotable Movie? Ever?

The Princess Bride has to be way up there. I cannot see a name-tag that reads "Hello, my name is..." without thinking "... Inigo Montoya. You keeled my father. Prepare to die!"

I just got a t-shirt that's printed like that!LOL! My new favorite shirt!

Ptrope-you missed one(no, two) of my favorites:

"One wrong move and the niggah gets it!"
"Careful, folks, I think he means it!"

"Oh boys! Lookee what I got here!"
"Where are all da white women!"

And We need a shitload of dimes!

 

[Ptrope]

And the best quote of all:

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know ... morons."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Everything Optimus Prime says:

"We lost a great comrade - but gained new ones. Thank you, all of you. You honor us with your bravery."

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

"At the end of this day...one shall stand, one shall fall!"

"Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it has the power to create worlds, and fill them...with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death. And the cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called Earth. But we were already too late..."

 

[Kirby]

I gotta go with Fletch:

"Ever see a spleen that large?"
"No... not since breakfast."

"Mr. Babar, that's an unusual name. Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?"
"I don't know. I don't have any."
"Children?"
"No. Elephant books."

"Look, defenseless babies!"

"Moooooon Riiiiiiver!"

"I have some reds"
"You don't mean communists, do you Sam?"

Then there are the aliases:
John Cocktostin
Dr. Rosenpenis
Ted Nugent
Don Corrleone
Fletch F. Fletch
Harry S. Truman

In fact, there is a burrito restaurant in the Atlanta airport where all of the burritos are named after characters in the movie.

 

[SlyCardie]

Office Space. Young Frankenstein has some and so does Old School, those are probably the most quoted among me and my friends.

 

[captcalhoun]

Everything Optimus Prime says:

"We lost a great comrade - but gained new ones. Thank you, all of you. You honor us with your bravery."

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

"At the end of this day...one shall stand, one shall fall!"

"Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it has the power to create worlds, and fill them...with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war. A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death. And the cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called Earth. But we were already too late..."

You, who are without mercy, no beg for it? I thought you were made of sterner stuff, Megatron!

Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost.