Most Quotable Movie?

[T'Baio]

"So...is he gonna' be cool?"
"My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to sleep, sheep count him."

"She could talk her way out of a sunburn."

"Everybody wants money. That's why they call it money!"

"Don't you wanna' hear my last words?"
"I just did."

"What made you a criminal?"
"Nothing made me a criminal. I am a criminal."

"Nobody lives forever."
"Frank Sinatra gave it a shot."

And my personal favourite from this particular film;

"Hand of God, that bible stopped a bullet, would of ruined that fucker's heart. And had he had another bible in front of his face, that man would be alive today."

 

[The Borg Queen]

"Nobody's gonna put me in a balloon again!"

"You don't need the police pal, you need a psychiatrist!"

"Don't worry Dave, all we wanna do is kill ya."

"PIZZA!"

"Killer Klowns from outer space, holy shit!"

 

[Brolan]

Big trouble in little China

"I was born ready!"

"If we're not back by dawn, call the President!"

"Come on Dave, two thousand years and you can't find one broad to fit the bill? You must be doing something seriously wrong!"

"Do you know what Jack Burton says at a time like this? "The check is in the mail.""

"Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"

"Ol' Jack always says... what the hell?"

"Like I told my last wife, I says, "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.""

"All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds, and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with *light* coming out of his mouth! "

Eddie: "Well sure it was a war. And anybody that showed up was gonna join Lem Lee in the Hell of Being Cut to Pieces. "
Jack Burton: "Hell of being what? "
Eddie: "Chinese have a lot of Hells."
Uncle Chu: "What the hell is Gracie Law doing here?"

And so many more....

 

[DeVario]

Weird Science! Man, you guys would hate to watch that movie with me and my cousins and siblings! We all know that film top to bottom, and quote the hell out of it every time we watch it.

 

[captcalhoun]

Megatron must be stoppped, no matter the cost.

You who are without mercy, now beg for it? i thought you were made of sterner stuff.

turbo-revvin' young punk, i'll straighten you out yet!

me grimlock, kick butt!

i am unicron and I have summoned you here for a purpose.
no-one summons Megatron!
then it pleases me to be the first.

your bargaining posture is highly dubious, but very well. i will give you a new body and new troops to command.
and?
AND nothing!

very well, then proceed on your way to oblivion!

SILENCE! or you will be held in contempt of this court!
I have nothing BUT contempt for this court!

has the imperial magistraite reached a verdict?
i have.
guilty or innocent?
innocent!

they've got mroe sharkticons than we've got photon charages!

me grimlock love challenge!

now all we need is a little energon and a lot of luck.

such heroic nonsense!

bah weep gra-na weep nini bong!

i've got better things to do tonight than die!

destiny...you cannot... destroy...my ...destin...eeee!!

i had thought to spare your pitiful planet, but now, you shall witness its dismemberment!

 

[Gertch]

Let me 'splain. No, too much. Let me sum up...

I'll say Princess Bride and Stripes. That's the fact Jack.

 

[RikerLover]

I have to go with my 2 all-time favorite movies: Casablanca and Gone With The Wind. There's lots of good quotes in both movies including the AFI's number one movie quote: "Frankly my dear I don't give a damn."

 

[tomalak301]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I fart in your general direction."

 

[mrcoaster]

Spinal Tap is very quotable...


Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.


David St. Hubbins: It's such a fine line between stupid, and clever.


David St. Hubbins: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.


Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.


[Nigel Tufnel is showing Marty DiBergi one of his favorite guitars]
Nigel Tufnel: The sustain, listen to it.
Marty DiBergi: I don't hear anything.
Nigel Tufnel: Well you would though, if it were playing.


Ian Faith: Fuck the napkin!


Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...


Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.


Ian Faith: The Boston gig has been cancelled...
David St. Hubbins: What?
Ian Faith: Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Let me 'splain. No, too much. Let me sum up...

I'll say Princess Bride and Stripes. That's the fact Jack.

Boom chugga lugga lugga Boom chugga lugga lugga Boom chugga lugga lugga Boom!

 

[JonathonWally]

Spinal Tap is very quotable...


Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

One of the best scenes ever written and put on film. Very few can top this.

 

[Rii]

My vote goes to Aliens.

 

[Kira's Mom]

Weird Science! Man, you guys would hate to watch that movie with me and my cousins and siblings! We all know that film top to bottom, and quote the hell out of it every time we watch it.

"Just for that I should give you a pair of elephant balls!" (not sure if that's the correct quote, it's been awhile...)

 

[DeVario]

You pretty much got it, but replace "pair" with "set."

 

[Kirkman1987]

Jurrassic Park

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Gotta go with The Big Lebowski:

"Ve believes in nussing, Lebowski!"

"OVER THE LINE!"

"No one fucks with the Jesus."

"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man."

"This aggression will not stand, man."

"Donnie, you're out of your element!"

"Phone's ringin, Dude."

 

[JonathonWally]

Gotta go with The Big Lebowski:

"Ve believes in nussing, Lebowski!"

"OVER THE LINE!"

"No one fucks with the Jesus."

"Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man."

"This aggression will not stand, man."

"Donnie, you're out of your element!"

"Phone's ringin, Dude."

"That rug really tied the room together"

 

[Shurik]

"Smokey, you are entering the world of pain"

This is what happens, Larry! This is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!"

"Those fucking amateurs!"

Or basically everything Walter Sobchak says or does.

 

[Sakrysta]

The Princess Bride was my first thought, though Annie and Gone with the Wind are also excellent contenders in my book.

 

[Neroon]

In the circles where I orbit, the movies I fins quoted most often are:

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Princess Bride
Airplane!
Young Frankenstein

and Serenity is moving up fast,